Sometimes I feel the rage.

Today I felt the rage.

Someone cut me up on the LDP, so I tailed him all the way home, my rage was approximately 1500000%.

Yesterday I felt sever rage as my ping fluctuated between, bad (800ms) and fucking aweful (1400ms).

I felt severe rage as the Streamyx Dumbnician (I refuse to call them Technicians, as they about as Technical as my gran) patronised me with things like..

Dumbnician: Open the command prompt
Me: What for? It’s already open anyway
Dumbnician: Ok, so open the command prompt
Me: Ok what do you wan’t me to do?
Dumbnician: Type i p c o n f i g…
Me: Yeah but what do you want me to do? Renew the IP? Flush the DNS Resolver Cache?
Dumbnician: Type i p c o n f i g / f l u s h d n s
Me: But I don’t have any DNS issues, I can resolve sites just fine, I’m getting 70-80% packet loss and extremely bad routing even within the Streamyx network.
Dumbnician: Ok you need to reboot your modem.
Me: Sorry, but FUCK YOU.

I had rage, bad rage, serious rage, green bulging muscle vein pulsating on my head rage.

Approximately 11000100000000000% of rage.

Yeah I know, that’s a LOT of rage.

I seem to be getting the rage quite a lot lately.

Some people just give me the rage, for example:

a) People who patronise me
b) Babblemouths
c) Ignorant drivers (people who ride between 2 lanes, people who hog the express lane, people who don’t indicate)
d) Noisy eaters (Go and eat in your cave if you want to chew your food with your mouth open you fucking neanderthal)
d) Busybody good for nothings that talk behind your back to YOUR friends when it’s non of their business, they need to get their OWN lives
e) People who flood PPS with crap
f) Student loan company that wants proof of my sustenance
g) People that support or follow Xiaxue because they think it’ll make them ‘famous’ or get them more friends or something
h) Blog police, and those that are holier than thou
i) People who aren’t civic minded and care not for the environment
j) People who expect because you work in IT you can fix everything under the sun, including once the fucking TOASTER
k) Sexually frustrated online hard-men like Tim Yang
l) The person who invented the Malaysian Summons system
m) People that are ‘Vegetarian’ for moral reasons but eat fake meat and wear leather shoes
n) People that try and shove their religion down other people’s throats
o) People that misunderstand the word hacker and think hackers deface web pages

Hmm that’s a lot of rage, it almost gets to p in the alphabet, and that’s only people, not things..

Mostly I don’t get the rage, but when I do, I want to hurt people.

I want to rip their faces off and eat them with some nice spicy salsa.

Maybe I’ll go to the Gym more and drink less Jim Beam, then maybe I’ll have less rage?

What do you do when you have the RAGE?




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29 Responses to The RAGE

  1. Yoong Wei February 8, 2006 at 10:52 am #

    “People that are ‘Vegetarian’ for moral reasons but eat fake meat and wear leather shoes”

    Hahahahaha yeah I get what you mean. It’s like priests preaching about morality and then going ahead to molest choir boys.

  2. ah pek February 8, 2006 at 11:11 am #

    oh, when i’m in rage, i masturbate.

  3. li February 8, 2006 at 11:40 am #

    u just need more sex. lol.

  4. kimberlycun February 8, 2006 at 1:02 pm #

    watch some Little Britain! eeek eeek

  5. eddyhan February 8, 2006 at 2:23 pm #

    Sleep is the better action.

  6. Jayboy8 February 8, 2006 at 2:39 pm #

    Better take it easy there….
    Driving in KL… thats just part of the road hazzards one has to face.

    TMNet?? Thats the health hazards here.

    Vegetarian beef?? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA what an oxymoron.

  7. Dabido (Teflon) February 8, 2006 at 3:19 pm #

    Blabbermouths? Nothing wrong with blabbermouths except we know this is exactly like the time Miss Rennig, who everyone knows is a total lesbian, made Candice Burton stay behind after PE, started telling her off for gobbing on Sunita Geschwani’s hair. But everyone knows she only made her stay late because she wanted to get off with her, cuz when she was telling her off her legs were wide open and Candice reckons she could see her spider. No, but, yeah, but, no, but, yeah, but, no, but, yeah but you know Micha? Well, she saw the whole thing, right, because she was bunking off school because she was gonna go down the wimbley and get off with Luke Griffiths, only she never because he’s been trying to grow a moustache but it just looks like pubes, so she got off with Luke Torbet instead, only don’t tell Bethany that because she’s fancied Luke Torbet ever since she flashed her fanny at him during Home Ec’.

    Um … I’m fired aren’t I.???

  8. tigerjoe February 8, 2006 at 3:27 pm #

    Roll the world’s biggest trumpet, sit back and take a long slow puff. Need a light?

  9. Chris Chong February 8, 2006 at 3:47 pm #

    I either destroy an inanimate object (most likely candidates are mice and keyboards) – or head to a bar for a proper drink…

  10. kaikon February 8, 2006 at 4:12 pm #

    Get in IRC and look for sex

  11. spiller February 8, 2006 at 4:14 pm #

    Just FUCK YOU, no need to be SORRY.

    Btw, where did u tailed that fella to?

  12. v0ices February 8, 2006 at 5:08 pm #

    ditto li and kaikon. You need more sex

  13. frostier February 8, 2006 at 5:30 pm #

    agree with ah pek.
    masturbation is all the way to go.

  14. howsy February 8, 2006 at 6:14 pm #

    Chill out matey. Time for some booze cruise and DIY?

  15. foodcrazee February 8, 2006 at 9:34 pm #

    ooh! thats a lof rage…as my nick implies – i eat

  16. Rambling Mind February 8, 2006 at 10:12 pm #

    I don’t have anger, seeing as I can hurt other people in practice. Whatever residual anger remains after practice can be taken care of with a nice blowjob.

  17. jack0 February 8, 2006 at 10:42 pm #

    speaker/headphone.. go to my mp3 playlist name “rage.pls”(contain only alternative & rock song) volume to da MAX… if that dont help.. fist on da wall.. bang! bang! bang!… till see blood.. yeah ^.^ how does my anger management do?

  18. Kuzco February 8, 2006 at 11:07 pm #

    When i am raging, i read

    Soothes everything.

  19. pinolobu February 8, 2006 at 11:48 pm #

    any of these, in no particular order:
    – scream
    – meditate on Job [the worst off non-god-human ever]
    – drinking session
    – destroy something
    – noisy music
    …i hope it does not get worse than those. I dont want to end up like the Columbine Boys.

  20. Beef stew February 9, 2006 at 12:51 am #

    the dumbnician is not really technician. They read out s.o.p questions from the list. They don’t really what was happening.

    I listening to g-funk back in 1990s while Vanilla Ice still a god. Went to this Salim Power Station and ask for Dr. Dre The Chronicle. The ah lian said sold out already. Search for it myself and got it hidden under dance music next to Dr. Alban. ‘Sold out’ was a s.o.p answer from a music promoter who only knew Take That and Mega Hits 3. They don’t really know what is happening.

    So, chill…

    When I am angry, I curse. I am Cantonese. Go figure…

  21. basic February 9, 2006 at 3:39 am #

    crap and I thought I had a problem…….

  22. yhtan February 9, 2006 at 9:20 am #

    Tmnut service is no.1 lousy in malaysia!
    they always provide laggy line

  23. mong sing sing February 9, 2006 at 11:48 am #

    Cool down tiger.

    ride between 2 lanes,
    cut into other’s line,
    watch Japan moAVie

    make me feel better~ 🙂

  24. Wombok February 9, 2006 at 3:49 pm #

    You have a great site man.

    I understand the rage.

    Better out than in i say.

    Try going to the gym.. and bench press till the rage is gone.

  25. ShaolinTiger February 9, 2006 at 4:35 pm #

    Mastrubation, Sex, Alchohol…sounds like a party!

    Dabido: Yeah, but no, but yeah, but no. But no I wouldn’t do that, but yeah, Janine said that no, but yeah.

    tigerjoe: And the trumpet..hahah

    kaikon: That’s your job, I leave it to you 😉

    Kuzco: Thanks, *hugs* 😀

    Wombok: Thanks, yeah some heavy weights and a long run usually sort me out, or a stint on the punchbag

  26. lex February 10, 2006 at 12:43 am #

    ROFL. How do you reboot a modem? Turn it on and off?

  27. Aja February 16, 2006 at 5:31 pm #

    Masturbation helps for sure. I recommend a daily dose. Twice if you have PMS. Or three, or four..

  28. passerby May 15, 2006 at 9:57 pm #

    Hey i like your blog! 🙂 this is kindof cool..

  29. Duncan July 8, 2006 at 2:58 am #

    I kill people.

    MaybeI should not talk about that anymore. LOL

    No seriously.. Mostly I break things or punch holes in my wall…

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