Sexually Fuckstrated Juveniles Waving their E-penars Online – Tim Yang

I’m sure everyone has encountered this before, especially the guys amongst us who have been online for some time (BBS days were ok, but it was when AOL brought the masses online things got bad around 1997).

What is an E-penis you ask? It’s the stereotypical males representation of himself, thus his ego (or lack of in reality) online.

Everyone online is a tough guy.

Everyone online can fight like Bruce Lee.

Everyone online wants to fight you if you say something they don’t like (well the immature ones anyway).

Everyone who acts like this is a pussy in real life.

Those people that can really fight don’t parade around with their chests puffed out growling at people and acting tough.

Those people with serious inadequacies and self-doubt issues go around online challenging people to fights but never showing up.

Yes Tim, I’ve heard about your experiences with the Malaysia Mac users group, of challenging half of them to fights, but never showing your pussy fight at a meeting (which they have every month incidentally).

I’ve experienced this a lot of times, it just kicked the memories up again when a comment was left by Tim Yang[/url] on my post about SPG and her nakedness[/url].

He called me an asshole (ouch), and offered to fight me (oooh!)

You are an asshole. How about I post your address and how about if you come over and you and me go one on one?

Man he’s so tough!

Tim you’re so cool!

Aww I’m so scared..

Don’t you all wish you could be like him!

I’m still waiting for him to post my address.

He commented again around an hour or so later, that I must be a pussy because I hadn’t replied, obviously I have no life like him so I sit around refreshing my page waiting for comments on old posts to reply to…No, I was in a meeting actually.

What, no reply? Not so big now when you’re not so anonymous anymore, are you? Two wrongs don’t make a right, asshole. Anytime you want to pick a real fight, you know where to find me.

Note his stunning vocabularly, his extensive choice of words, yes he called me ‘asshole‘ again, he couldn’t even think of a different, perhaps more interesting (or offensive) swear word.

I of course replied to his comments when I got back, and this post is another reply to his comments.

As I’ve heard today, a lot of people know and dislike Tim Yang[/url], he seems to have a talent for being a spinless, gutless loud mouth, pseudo intellectual prick.

Some of you may have seen his site, he blocks all IP’s from Malaysian netblocks, so you can’t see his actual blog. He used to have some long winded rant there about how Malaysians were too backwards to understand or appreciate his posts..which was actually quite amusing, in a sad way (superiority overload please?)

But he’s removed that, now Malaysians see ‘A-List Bloggers of Malaysia’ of course he is number two after only Jeff Ooi[/url].

He has a page rank of 5, wow big deal, LOOK SO DO I, MY E-PENIS IS AS BIG OF YOURS.

Actually one of my sites has a PR of 7, OMG MY E-PENIS IS SO MUCH BIGGER THAN YOURS.

He get’s very few comments though, probably because he writes boring shite.

If you are from Malaysia and you wish to view his blog you can do so using a normal HTTP proxy in your browser, or a CGI proxy, as long as your IP doesn’t originate from Malaysian soil.

Tim Yang[/url] is also a ‘Muay Thai’ practitioner, so I’m really scared, I hope he’s done it for more than 10 years, then I might not put him in a coma with the first punch.

He’s 29 too, but he probably still lives in his mothers house in Bandar Utama, which would explain why he’s acting like a pubescent 14 year old experiencing his first rush of Testosterone.

Anyway Tim Yang[/url] it’s time to stop waving your stunted, unused, undersized E-penis and bring it on in REAL LIFE.

I’ll be at the PPS bash tonight, so come along and let’s work things out.

If not arrange another time and place, I’ll be there, or maybe I won’t as I know for a fact pussies like you only talk, they never walk, hiding behind the screen is easy, you can do anything you like, say anything you like, be as tough as you want.

Takes a real man to face someone in reality, fact is you don’t even deserve to be called a man, you are a disgrace to mankind, you should hand your penis in at the gate and get a pussy stiched in, Tim Yang[/url] you are truly a class A fuckstick.

There are plenty of people like this online, most of them are sad no-lifers that have nothing exciting in their lives, so they threaten people online for that little buzz, knowing nothing will happen to them.

If any of you blog, just add a line with the link to this article and the anchor text Tim Yang like so:

Tim Yang[/url]

If enough people do this, if you Google for Tim Yang, you’ll get straight to this post.

Cheers, and Tim Yang[/url]


P.S. I bet one to one he doesn’t reply to my comments, he doesn’t comment on this post and he never contacts me again.

I hope you enjoy the extra traffic Tim

P.P.S. Half this post disappeared just now because of stupid dial-up, if you remember something I had earlier that I missed out, let me know! Thanks.




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32 Responses to Sexually Fuckstrated Juveniles Waving their E-penars Online – Tim Yang

  1. CS June 23, 2005 at 1:24 am #

    omg I thought i was the only having problem with him

  2. Jayelle June 23, 2005 at 1:40 am #

    *girly giggle* tee hee. I’ve not heard a single good thing about him ever. I wonder why. Hm.

  3. kimberlycun June 23, 2005 at 1:41 am #

    of all people, he wanna pick a fight with our resident angmoh. that explains a lot.

  4. Dr B. June 23, 2005 at 1:48 am #

    Could’ve been worse…he coulda got his mum onto you!!

  5. suanie June 23, 2005 at 1:49 am #

    Or one that has been studying and practising martial arts for years

  6. Jimbo June 23, 2005 at 2:02 am #

    No publicity is bad publicity. Maybe what he really wants is for you to make an entry about him and generate more hits for his sorry ass site.

  7. tormentt June 23, 2005 at 2:28 am #

    HAHAHA. What did you do to bust his chops? I wanna know so I can do the same just for laughs. I know of such pansies since IRC became popular. I do hope he shows up at the bash tonight. Hmm…the “bash” might then become more literal..:)

  8. Andy June 23, 2005 at 2:31 am #

    The more hot air there is in a balloon, the louder it pops, and it sure pisses off a hell lot of people.

    But the the first rule of dealing with trolls is never to feed them. I only pity this fella, another good person wasted.

  9. IB June 23, 2005 at 3:08 am #

    Oh booger. I also called someone Asshole twice in my latest blog entry.

    Good thing I don’t have a penis (attached to my body, that is).

  10. JacKing June 23, 2005 at 3:22 am #

    Tiger, u need not roar at that empty vessel making the most noise. At 29, I guess he doesn’t even know what an ass…. is.

  11. ShaolinTiger June 23, 2005 at 3:47 am #

    No need to wonder, he’s a spineless pseudo-intellectual hardman wannabe.

    Why would you hear good things about a useless sack of shit like that?

  12. ShaolinTiger June 23, 2005 at 3:48 am #

    Yeah I think so, he does seem to spend his life reading blogs and pounding F5, HOPE YOU GET LOADS OF HITS FROM THIS TIM AND IT MAKES YOU HAPPY.

  13. ShaolinTiger June 23, 2005 at 3:50 am #

    I posted the contact details of the guy who commented on SPG’s parents in the NST article.

    Apparently they may be gay lovers or something as it offended Mr Yang.

    No fear, he won’t show up, I know that for a fact.

  14. ShaolinTiger June 23, 2005 at 3:53 am #

    But I like feeding trolls, I cut my teeth on Usenet, being a l33t h4x0r, I was in all the lame groups like alt.hacking, alt.2600, alt.malicious.hackers and so on, generally the groups with the highest temperature flame wars.

    Troll baiting was a fun way to pass the time.

  15. ShaolinTiger June 23, 2005 at 3:58 am #

    You should have called them the illegitimate child of a cross-eyed sewer goat

  16. tormentt June 23, 2005 at 4:01 am #

    Hey I WAS 29…last year. 🙂

  17. tiger June 23, 2005 at 4:04 am #

    Bro, this is the first time I’m hearing of a numpty blogger.

    *all HIS hits are belong to me :P*

  18. FireAngel June 23, 2005 at 4:13 am #

    BRING IT ON!!!!!!!!!!!!

  19. ShaolinTiger June 23, 2005 at 4:35 am #

    All his hits are probably imaginery as he certainly doesn’t get many comments.

    That’s most likely due to the fact he writes boring crap though.

  20. IB June 23, 2005 at 8:57 am #

    Yes. I shall try to be more creative next time. If you let me stroke the tiger that is.

  21. michaelooi June 23, 2005 at 9:38 am #

    hahah, i don’t know this Tim Yang but, anyone whose name is Tim, is an utter schmuck.

    i echo your call, ST. Whoop his ass.

  22. steelrage June 23, 2005 at 11:25 am #

    lmao, rotlf

  23. The Muncher Chick June 23, 2005 at 11:46 am #

    they really should have kept the internet exclusive to geeks. see what happens when the masses get to it?

  24. Giant Sotong June 23, 2005 at 12:44 pm #

    There’s *nothing* on his site. Could it be an attempt to insert trojans etc to those unfortunate enough to stumble into his “site”?

    Ooh, his DOCTYPE tags use the *correct* XHTML specification! So tech! But so lazy to add the https:// to some of the links.

    Waste of time.

  25. NekoSavant June 23, 2005 at 8:51 pm #

    I hope you rip him a new asshole. I hate E-Hardmen.

  26. jennhuiwen June 24, 2005 at 7:06 am #

    wowww..u go ST!!!!…kick his ass off!!!!

  27. CH June 24, 2005 at 11:42 am #

    Cool shite! Nice one, ShaolinTiger. Rip him one.

  28. dinghy June 25, 2005 at 5:09 pm #

    heh. i guess we could call him owned. but really, aren’t you playing the ‘internet-toughguy’ game too, waving your e-peen around?

  29. ShaolinTiger June 26, 2005 at 3:42 am #

    I don’t think so, I am just addressing someone waving their e-peen at me..

  30. Tiara June 26, 2005 at 6:51 pm #


    oh man.

    I swear, that guy only became even wankier after I called out his DoS.


  31. menj June 27, 2005 at 4:02 am #

    I really, really, really, thought that I was the only one who couldn’t get along with the sick schmuck. Guess I was wrong.

    – MENJ

  32. gilaman June 27, 2005 at 4:59 am #

    * brand planner specialising in internet markets and segments. *

    didn’t job titles like this go the way of the dodo (i.e. extinct) with the dot com busts of the late ’90’s, along with, (which I’ve actually used, hehe) and ?

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