I’m sure everyone has encountered this before, especially the guys amongst us who have been online for some time (BBS days were ok, but it was when AOL brought the masses online things got bad around 1997).
What is an E-penis you ask? It’s the stereotypical males representation of himself, thus his ego (or lack of in reality) online.
Everyone online is a tough guy.
Everyone online can fight like Bruce Lee.
Everyone online wants to fight you if you say something they don’t like (well the immature ones anyway).
Everyone who acts like this is a pussy in real life.
Those people that can really fight don’t parade around with their chests puffed out growling at people and acting tough.
Those people with serious inadequacies and self-doubt issues go around online challenging people to fights but never showing up.Yes Tim, I’ve heard about your experiences with the Malaysia Mac users group, of challenging half of them to fights, but never showing your pussy fight at a meeting (which they have every month incidentally).
He called me an asshole (ouch), and offered to fight me (oooh!)
You are an asshole. How about I post your address and how about if you come over and you and me go one on one?
Man he’s so tough!
Tim you’re so cool!
Aww I’m so scared..
Don’t you all wish you could be like him!
I’m still waiting for him to post my address.
He commented again around an hour or so later, that I must be a pussy because I hadn’t replied, obviously I have no life like him so I sit around refreshing my page waiting for comments on old posts to reply to…No, I was in a meeting actually.
What, no reply? Not so big now when you’re not so anonymous anymore, are you? Two wrongs don’t make a right, asshole. Anytime you want to pick a real fight, you know where to find me.
Note his stunning vocabularly, his extensive choice of words, yes he called me ‘asshole‘ again, he couldn’t even think of a different, perhaps more interesting (or offensive) swear word.
I of course replied to his comments when I got back, and this post is another reply to his comments.
Some of you may have seen his site, he blocks all IP’s from Malaysian netblocks, so you can’t see his actual blog. He used to have some long winded rant there about how Malaysians were too backwards to understand or appreciate his posts..which was actually quite amusing, in a sad way (superiority overload please?)
He has a page rank of 5, wow big deal, LOOK SO DO I, MY E-PENIS IS AS BIG OF YOURS.
Actually one of my sites has a PR of 7, OMG MY E-PENIS IS SO MUCH BIGGER THAN YOURS.
He get’s very few comments though, probably because he writes boring shite.
He’s 29 too, but he probably still lives in his mothers house in Bandar Utama, which would explain why he’s acting like a pubescent 14 year old experiencing his first rush of Testosterone.
I’ll be at the PPS bash tonight, so come along and let’s work things out.
If not arrange another time and place, I’ll be there, or maybe I won’t as I know for a fact pussies like you only talk, they never walk, hiding behind the screen is easy, you can do anything you like, say anything you like, be as tough as you want.
Takes a real man to face someone in reality, fact is you don’t even deserve to be called a man, you are a disgrace to mankind, you should hand your penis in at the gate and get a pussy stiched in, Tim Yang[/url] you are truly a class A fuckstick.
There are plenty of people like this online, most of them are sad no-lifers that have nothing exciting in their lives, so they threaten people online for that little buzz, knowing nothing will happen to them.
If any of you blog, just add a line with the link to this article and the anchor text Tim Yang like so:
If enough people do this, if you Google for Tim Yang, you’ll get straight to this post.
P.S. I bet one to one he doesn’t reply to my comments, he doesn’t comment on this post and he never contacts me again.
I hope you enjoy the extra traffic Tim
P.P.S. Half this post disappeared just now because of stupid dial-up, if you remember something I had earlier that I missed out, let me know! Thanks.