Babble Mouths – Seriously STFU!

Tbh I can’t stand blabbermouths..

What it is about some people that render them incapable of being fucking quiet for a while?

Even when I’m being pretty much as obvious as possible when it comes to indicating I DON’T GIVE A FLYING SHIT WHAT THEY ARE SAYING.

Is it the fact they have nothing meaningful in their head to thing about, so they have to incessantly babble all the time?

If you want to speak, get to the point, be short and concise, I don’t have the PATIENCE to listen to you blabber on and on like your mouth has some kind of verbal diarrhea.

I’m not a patient person and well if you have nothing interesting to say, I really can’t be bothered to talk to you, get used to it. Don’t just stand there and talk at me, I’ll slowly but surely get more and more pissed off until one day I grab a fork and gauge your eyes out.

Seriously, if you have nothing of substance to say, DON’T SPEAK AT ALL. I don’t really care what you think of the weather today, polite conversation is not my forte, I’ll just respond like “uh” “yeah” “mmmm”. That’s your sign right there to STFU. There are occasions when I’m in a very good mood when I’ll entertain you, but those are few and far between.

Usually I’ll just grunt and hope you’ll shut your cakehole sooner rather than later.

There’s one person here, that whenever she has nothing to do, just talks and talks and talks, she can’t let it be quiet, she can’t let me concentrate, every person she see’s she has to blabber to…during lunch there’s only me here, so it’s me that gets bombarded..Ugh, be quiet please.

Anyway good morning, have a nice day and STFU.





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18 Responses to Babble Mouths – Seriously STFU!

  1. FireAngel November 23, 2005 at 7:53 pm #

    die die die DIE.

  2. Poulotte November 23, 2005 at 8:13 pm #

    I have someone like that at work too. But her conversation focus mainly on her daughter. We here at work, seems to know everything esp how great her daughter are eventho we have never met her.

    When she start speaking, we will just nod and pretend to be busy, but she never get the hint.

    I like poke the eye with the fork! Wicked.

  3. Samm November 23, 2005 at 9:11 pm #

    Cant you just close the door to your office? That’ll keep her out. Unless you dont have one 🙁

  4. spiller November 23, 2005 at 9:14 pm #

    perhaps you should shut her up with your *cough*

  5. ShaolinTiger November 23, 2005 at 9:37 pm #

    I’m in Brunei..I don’t have an office, I’m in an open classroom!

    I can’t escape..

  6. victor November 23, 2005 at 9:45 pm #

    whoa ho ho.. the tiger is mad.. Keep your claws in your paws man. Who offended you anyway? Bitch? Just give her some bananas and shut her stupid big mouth up..

  7. kimberlycun November 23, 2005 at 11:37 pm #

    i’ve got a babblermouth friend too. fucker just won’t stop!

  8. Chris November 24, 2005 at 2:40 am #

    Get an iPod… and some noise-cancelling headphones from Bose (they’re awesome)… and pretend that you don’t hear her.

    But that’s besides the point. If you’re not happy about her blabbering all the time, just be firm and tell her that you’d like to be left alone.

  9. Dabido(Teflon) November 24, 2005 at 7:25 am #

    Tactic will depend on their personality type. You are giving a classic Melancholic reaction to someone who is either Phlegmatic or Sanguine. (As a Phlegmatic I have a tendency to blabber on … please excuse it).

    Use closed questions to try to get to what their real problem is.

    It’s possible that they can’t get to the point if they feel it might cause conflict (in which case they are Phlegmatic). If this is the case, then make sure they understand you won’t get offended or upset over anything they might ask.

    Are they just after the attention? (Sanguine) Well, they problably need a friend … and I suggest setting your mobile so you just need to press a button to set your pager off, and then pretend it’s something urgent. (And Run)

  10. ShaolinTiger November 24, 2005 at 7:33 am #

    They don’t have a point, so how can they get to it…they are just talking for the sake of it. I don’t know why.

    And to escape when you have to work with them? I just like to be left alone really.

  11. vss3t November 24, 2005 at 9:00 am #

    there’s a blabber mouth at the place im working part time now too.he’s like shit. can’t stop talking nonsence and shits.
    worst, he loves to interrupt other ppl’s conversation, ie the manager, and starts blabbering about his stuff. can’t he be abit more considered? shhesssh!
    plus, i’ve learnt that geordies love not-to-go-to-the-main-point conversation.
    really not my type.

  12. scorkes November 24, 2005 at 10:05 am #

    heh. calm down u angry man u.

    I hate people like that too. I have one that not only can’t shut up but can’t shut up about the fact that SHE IS ALWAYS RIGHT and everyone else is wrong.

    Now where’s that fork again?

  13. Kongtender November 24, 2005 at 8:24 pm #

    Calm down. This weekend go to Limbang border there and get “tax-free” beer to cool yourself.

  14. KY November 24, 2005 at 8:34 pm #

    get some ear plugs. ehhehe

  15. Chow FC November 24, 2005 at 8:56 pm #

    In my ex-company, I never did have any problem with them due to my infamous temper tantrums.

    And even if they did talked to me, or try to, I would glower at them and they would get the message.

    But nowadays, I usually sit back, nod and smile. If I am in a funny mood, I would interrupt them and ask stupid questions.

  16. Dabido(Teflon) November 25, 2005 at 9:01 am #

    They might have a point, but are avoiding it. [But, too complexx to explain in a comment].

    The other option, is complain to your boss.

    I did that, because a guy moved himself into our network area once – set up his desktop next to me and moved in … all because the people in his section hated him. But, being phlegmatic, I didnt’ have the heart to tell him i also didn’t liek him, but he never took a hint, so I just kept complaining to my boss, after all, he should have been in applications area and not in networks in a workstation designated for a TBA Network person.
    Took months, but they moved him back into applications (and I wasn’t liked much in applications after that, as they were having such a nice time without him!) lol

  17. Dabido(Teflon) November 25, 2005 at 9:14 am #

    can’t stop talking nonsence and shits.

    Hmmm, sounds like he needs a blog! 🙂

  18. YR November 26, 2005 at 11:31 pm #

    this post reminds me of FS

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