The Box under Bill Clinton’s bed.

When Bill and Hillary first got married Bill said, “I am putting a box under the bed. You must promise never to look in it.” In all their 30 years of marriage, Hillary never looked.

On the afternoon of their 30th anniversary, curiosity got the best of her and she lifted the lid and peeked inside. In the box were 3 empty beer cans and $81,874.25 in cash.

She closed the box and put it back undr the bed. Now that she knew what was in the box, she was doubly curious as to why there even was such a box with such contents. That evening, they were out for a special anniversary dinner.

After dinner, Hillary could no longer contain her curiosity and she confessed, saying, “I am so sorry, Bill. For all these years, I kept my promise and never looked into the box under our bed. However, today the temptation was too much and I gave in. But now I need to know, why do you keep the 3 beer cans in the box?”

Bill thought for a while and said, “I guess after all these years you deserve to know the truth. Whenever I was unfaithful to you, I put an empty beer can in the box under the bed to remind myself not to do it again.”

Hillary was shocked, but said, “Hmmm, Jennifer, Paula and Monica. I am very disappointed and sadened by your behavior. However, since you are addicted to sex I guess it does happen and I guess 3 times is not that bad considering your problem.”

Bill thanked her for being so understanding. They hugged and made their peace. A little while later Hillary asked Bill, “So why do you have all that money in the box?”

Bill answered: “Well, whenever the box filled up with empty cans, I took them to the recycling center and redeemed them for cash.”




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10 Responses to The Box under Bill Clinton’s bed.

  1. spiller February 7, 2006 at 1:33 pm #

    that clown.

  2. Wingz February 7, 2006 at 2:44 pm #

    hahaha mahai thats alot of cans !!!

  3. buaya69 February 7, 2006 at 3:03 pm #

    i shall never look at empty beer cans the same again, ever! 😀

  4. hedonistics anonymous February 7, 2006 at 4:12 pm #


    but that was very good… 😀

  5. bodoh February 7, 2006 at 4:17 pm #

    Muahaha. nice 1.

    that’s a lot.

  6. pinolobu February 8, 2006 at 1:01 am #

    hilarious =), but did you hear about the joke about Bill Clinton’s fan in the other world?

  7. beefstew February 8, 2006 at 2:21 am #


  8. simmie February 8, 2006 at 2:47 am #

    At least he’s trying to save the earth by recycling!!!

  9. Jayboy8 February 8, 2006 at 2:41 pm #

    Thats a very old joke I first heard during the Monica Lewinsky scandal… back when I was still in US.

  10. C. Bill February 9, 2006 at 10:47 pm #

    Ha ha ha ha good one!

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