A young Indian guy moves to Montreal and goes to a big department store looking for a job. The manager asks, “Do you have any sales experience?” The kid, “Yeah, I was a salesman back home”. Well, the manager liked the young man, so he gave him the job. “You start tomorrow. I’ll come down […]
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What doneness do you want?
The waiter at Chili’s asked me after I ordered my Mushroom Swiss Burger. I was dumbfucked, like huh? What? Wait-ah:“What doneness do you want sir? For your Swiss Burger?” Moi: “Excuse me? I didn’t catch you? Wait-ah:“What doneness do you want?” I paused after this, my brain churning for a while as to what he […]
Deadman Walking – Citibank Indonesia
A lady died this past January, and Citibank billed her for February and March for their annual service charges on her credit card, and then added late fees and interest on the monthly charge. The balance had been $0.00, now is somewhere around $60.00. A family member placed a call to Citibank: Family Member: “I […]
The Hair Down There
I have recently made a mistake in my life, and I offer my story to you, that you may learn from my error. It all started, as many things do, with me having trouble shitting. No, I was not constipated; this was not a regularity problem but a matter of technique. It seems my ass-hair […]
The Box under Bill Clinton’s bed.
When Bill and Hillary first got married Bill said, “I am putting a box under the bed. You must promise never to look in it.” In all their 30 years of marriage, Hillary never looked. On the afternoon of their 30th anniversary, curiosity got the best of her and she lifted the lid and peeked […]
The Eternal Struggle
A man and a woman, who have never met before, but are both Married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, They were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper bunk And she in […]
