The Eternal Struggle

A man and a woman, who have never met before, but are both Married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, They were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper bunk And she in the lower.

At 1:00 a.m., the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying, “Ma’am, I’m sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach Into the closet to get me a second blanket? I’m awfully cold.”

“I have a better idea,” she replied. “Just for tonight, let’s pretend that we’re married. ”

“Wow! That’s a great idea!” he exclaimed.

“Good,” she replied. “Get your own fucking blanket!”

After a moment of silence, he farted.




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7 Responses to The Eternal Struggle

  1. Wuching February 2, 2006 at 11:38 am #

    that’s a good one! ๐Ÿ™‚

  2. foodcrazee February 2, 2006 at 12:38 pm #


  3. Joel What February 2, 2006 at 5:01 pm #

    I love the twist to the joke at the end.

  4. Dabido (Teflon) February 2, 2006 at 5:50 pm #

    Oooo, I’ve heard the joke before, but not with that last line. It always ended at the ‘Get your own blanket’ bit. ๐Ÿ™‚

  5. lionel February 3, 2006 at 12:34 am #

    Well yeah, the “get your own ________” thing is standard in marriage humour.

  6. Tiger l'Osmose February 3, 2006 at 2:37 am #

    i like this tiger stuff

  7. that’s a good one!!

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