A man and a woman, who have never met before, but are both Married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, They were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper bunk And she in the lower.
At 1:00 a.m., the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying, “Ma’am, I’m sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach Into the closet to get me a second blanket? I’m awfully cold.”
“I have a better idea,” she replied. “Just for tonight, let’s pretend that we’re married. ”
“Wow! That’s a great idea!” he exclaimed.
“Good,” she replied. “Get your own fucking blanket!”
After a moment of silence, he farted.
that’s a good one! 🙂
I love the twist to the joke at the end.
Oooo, I’ve heard the joke before, but not with that last line. It always ended at the ‘Get your own blanket’ bit. 🙂
Well yeah, the “get your own ________” thing is standard in marriage humour.
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that’s a good one!!