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Kuan Yin and…

An European tourist was visiting a temple in Singapore when he noticed two statues, a man and a woman by the altar. He asked the monk what was the significance of the two. The monk explained that in the Chinese belief of yin and yang, positives must always be balanced by negatives, and having the […]

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The Salesman

A young Indian guy moves to Montreal and goes to a big department store looking for a job. The manager asks, “Do you have any sales experience?” The kid, “Yeah, I was a salesman back home”. Well, the manager liked the young man, so he gave him the job. “You start tomorrow. I’ll come down […]

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The Hair Down There

I have recently made a mistake in my life, and I offer my story to you, that you may learn from my error. It all started, as many things do, with me having trouble shitting. No, I was not constipated; this was not a regularity problem but a matter of technique. It seems my ass-hair […]

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New 18 Seat Honda MPV Released Today

No I’m not stealing Pauls job. Here’s the new Honda MPV, I think it looks pretty comfortable with good aircon, but perhaps a little underpowered. I don’t think acceleration would be great. Cool eh?

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