Top 3 Chicks You’d Love to *Ahem*

Saw this post from Audrey today – 3 chances which got me thinking about my own top 3 chicks who I’d like a free pass to have at it.

It’s a common thing I think in relationships to discuss some stars which you get a free pass for, as the chance of it happening is zero anyway it’s just something fun to talk about. If you ask most people they already have a list stored in their heads.

Now for me I have a bit of a problem with this, I’m not a particular fan of the new generation of stars….so my choices a bit on the old-skool tip.

#1 – Monica Belluci (Malena time) – the sexist woman in the world EVAR with no contest.

Monica Belluci

To me there’s no one that can compete with her, not even close.

Monica Belluci

#2 – Tyra Banks (Around 1997) – when she did the Sports Illustrated cover.

Tyra Banks

Man she’s like a perfect chocolate barbie doll, superb!

#3 – Rebecca Romijn (Mystique in X-men) – wow she surely made an impression just wearing body paint 🙂

Rebecca Romijn


Anyway that’s my thoughts, honorable mentions would go to:

There’s a nice of female flesh for a rainy Monday to bring balance back to the Universe!
Do share yours in the comment section below, I wanted to balance it up a bit with the guys opinions cos Audrey’s is all full of girls and nonsense like Zac Efron *stabs own eyes*




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31 Responses to Top 3 Chicks You’d Love to *Ahem*

  1. Huai Bin September 27, 2010 at 5:07 pm #

    Where is Jennifer Connelly? 🙁

  2. eyeris September 27, 2010 at 5:07 pm #

    1) Zooey Deschanel
    2) Megan Fox
    3) Eliza Dushku

    Honorable mentions:
    Yvonne Strahovski
    Grace Park
    Penelope Cruz

  3. jessbabe September 27, 2010 at 5:15 pm #

    I like Eliza Dushku. Mysterious.

  4. kimberlycun September 27, 2010 at 5:24 pm #

    this former french porn star named Brigitte Lahaie during her prime.

  5. WinnieKepala September 27, 2010 at 5:26 pm #

    Funny how this topic come about, huh? I did a video on this (interviewing my friends) and posted on YouTube. Check it out… Girls’ part ( and Guy’s part (

  6. sully86 September 27, 2010 at 5:26 pm #

    how bout J. Alba?

  7. Don September 27, 2010 at 5:31 pm #

    As I was saying on Twitter:

    Monica Belluci, Christina Hendricks, Ashley Judd.

    Nigella Lawson, Dana Delaney, Anne Hathaway.

    Jessica Gomes, Grace Park, Eva Green

    Jennifer Connelly

    …I can’t trim it down to 3! I’m sure you understand. 😛

  8. aud September 27, 2010 at 5:40 pm #

    rebecca romijin was damn hot in ugly betty too! but then she was also a man there hahaha

  9. Friedbeef September 27, 2010 at 6:16 pm #

    At their peak, my choice would be:
    Liv Tyler
    Hannah Tan
    Denise Keller

  10. bs September 27, 2010 at 6:33 pm #

    for now i can think of two people i would turn lesbo for…
    charlize theron and yvonne strahovski *drools*

  11. Jon Bailey September 27, 2010 at 8:07 pm #

    Hmmmmm, Only three?

    1) Angelina Jolie
    2) Jessica Alba (Hmmmmmmmm)
    3) Salma Hayek (Desperado)

  12. Mark September 27, 2010 at 10:42 pm #

    You do know that the pic of Tyra Banks would have been heavily photoshopped? 😛

  13. ken September 27, 2010 at 11:32 pm #

    what about Lady Gaga? =P

  14. kaswira September 27, 2010 at 11:34 pm #

    with those kinda poses,ain,t much of a choice

  15. Suertes September 28, 2010 at 1:01 am #

    Keira Knightley… because I actually prefer them flat *eeeps*.

    Plus she could probably beat me at football (with a bit of practice).

  16. iconoclaste September 28, 2010 at 11:12 am #

    Thts decicrating the idol.tryiing to be one himself

  17. KY September 28, 2010 at 11:30 am #

    where is natelie portman in hot grits!?

  18. eiling September 28, 2010 at 3:28 pm #

    I would have thought most guys would choose Angelina Jolie, Megan Fox and Jessica Alba!

  19. Ninie Ahmad September 28, 2010 at 3:28 pm #


    Where is KimberlyCun woi?

  20. dogbone September 28, 2010 at 7:26 pm #

    Christy Walton, man. Can you say ‘sugar mama’? Heheheh.

  21. Brad F. September 29, 2010 at 8:43 am #

    Grace Park
    Jessica Alba

    Only two that come to mind right away, so the only two that really count for me.

  22. ShaolinTiger September 29, 2010 at 5:21 pm #

    Huai Bin: Cannot tahan her overbearing eyebrows.

    eyeris: Excellent taste you have!

    WinnieKepala: Hahah yah seems like quite a common topic.

    sully86: Not a big fan.

    Don: Love your taste, curvy women ftw!

    aud: Hahaha yah, stopped watching Ugly Betty after Season 1 tho.

    Friedbeef: Interesting choices.

    bs: Heheh another Chuck fan.

    Jon Bailey: Hmm pretty middle-of-the-road choices Jon, I’m disappointed.

    Mark: Nope, not back then dude. She was super fine.

    ken: Er 0_o

    kaswira: I don’t follow..

    Suertes: Hahah she’s cute tho.

    iconoclaste: Huh?

    eiling: Meh, boring…Jolie looks like a skeleton now too.

    Ninie Ahmad: I don’t need to dream of *ahem* with her la LOL

    dogbone: Hahhaha if you into money yah.

    Brad F: Interesting choices. Grace Park has come up for quite a lot of people.

  23. Huai Bin September 29, 2010 at 9:32 pm #

    ShaolinTiger: HERESY!!!111111
    What overbearing eyebrows?
    Jennifer Connelly is hot!

  24. ronin September 30, 2010 at 9:40 am #

    How come no one mentioned Kate Beckinsale? With her, I don’t need 3 passes just 1 will do.

  25. karlson lagang September 30, 2010 at 12:00 pm #

    1. kirsten dunst (since i’ve an autographed photo of her when she was a teen)
    2. julia stiles
    3. zooey deschanel
    4. tori black (yes, i know she’s a pornstar!)

  26. Zagary October 1, 2010 at 2:33 pm #

    I strongly agree with you on the first choice.

  27. Freddy Flint October 1, 2010 at 4:04 pm #

    I guess you are a boob man from the looks of your picks. 🙂

  28. Zagary October 1, 2010 at 4:31 pm #

    Sort of. But she oozes femininity. Lots of them. That’s what attracts me (^^)

  29. ShaolinTiger October 4, 2010 at 6:43 pm #

    Huai Bin: Hahaha ok ok.

    ronin: Oooh you like yourself some English waif.

    karlson lagang: Interesting.

    Zagary: Hehe good!

    Freddy Flint: Yes indeed, can’t beat some lovely lady lumps.

  30. My Kafkaesque life November 5, 2010 at 6:27 am #

    I’d put Monica Bellucci on my list, but probably none of your other choices. On my list there would definitely be Kelly Brook, Lee Hyori, Alicia Keys, Sonia Sui… oh boy, I see so many women as beautiful, it would be really hard to choose. 🙂

  31. ShaolinTiger November 10, 2010 at 4:51 pm #

    My Kafkaesque life: Haha yah it’s tough to narrow it down.

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