Movie Review – Team America – World Police

Team America

Team America follows an international police force dedicated to maintaining global stability. Learning that power hungry dictator Kim Jong Il (Parker) is out to destroy the world, the team recuits Broadway star Gary Johnston (Parker) to go undercover. With the help of Team America (Stone, Miller, Masasa, Parker, and Norris), Gary manages to slip into an arms dealer’s hideout to uncover the plan to destroy the world. Will Team America be able to save the world?

Mannn, this is without doubt one of the funniest films I’ve ever seen, EVAR. It’s made in a ‘Thunderbirds’ marionette puppet style.

It’s also so quotable, some movies you can just quote endlessly, like Pulp Fiction for example is eminently quotable.

America – Fuck, yeah

So lick my butt And suck on my balls


It’s just so me aswell, I feel like this about America, and their actions. They don’t care about other countries, they are just there to blow shit up and act tough. They only go to countries where they can gain a tangible benefit and extract something. Or lend them a shitload of money and leech all their natural resources.

This movie is a perfect social commentary on that. Plus is demonstrates Americans ignorance, and well it’s just generally hilarious in all ways.

Especially the puppets humping scene, and the part where the ‘hero’ is puking his guts out, classic man, seriously classic.

I was pleasantly suprised to see it ranking so high on IMDB aswell, as it’s so totally outrageous and offensive, it scored a very good 7.3.

Kim Jong Il

We all TOTALLY love Kim Jong Il.

I’m the smartest, most crever
Most physicarry fit
But nobody else seems to rearize it

It’s quite possible the most politically incorrect thing I’ve EVAR seen, and that’s why I love it. It’s totally Trey Parker style, not giving a fuck what anyone thinks and just laying it down.

If you haven’t seen this movie, I recommend you do so ASAP.

I give it a hilarious 9/10.

For those that have seen it, and love it, the Team America Script..




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25 Responses to Movie Review – Team America – World Police

  1. FireAngel January 12, 2006 at 11:02 am #

    FUCK YEAH!!!!!

  2. bUttsH4k3r January 12, 2006 at 11:14 am #

    rotfl, this was a funny show idd. i watched this in manchester last year in the plexes. we didn’t know what to watch, so we asked the bloke behind the counter to give us some ideas.

    wasn’t a bad idea, that.

  3. suanie January 12, 2006 at 11:35 am #


  4. kimberlycun January 12, 2006 at 12:01 pm #

    puppet sex is best!

  5. eyeris January 12, 2006 at 12:09 pm #

    I guess it was inevitbebebele… inevitbelele… INEVITABLE! that you’d do this review… hehe.

    derkha derkah jihad!

  6. Jeremy C January 12, 2006 at 12:34 pm #


    saw it last year and it was totally hilarious. loved the humping scene, although the puking scene ranks as the all-time most disgusting (and funniest) scene ever…

  7. michaelooi January 12, 2006 at 3:28 pm #

    fuck yeah! watched it long time ago. The sex part was the best… ahaksss

  8. Daren January 12, 2006 at 4:24 pm #

    Funniest? God…. this is the worst movie I ever watched! its totally wasted of time! I rather kill myself to watch it again… fuck team america stupid pupet!

  9. J January 12, 2006 at 5:16 pm #

    Hmmmm,… it’s not really a surprise how gross/politically incorrect yet funny it is though, right?

    I mean: it’s from the people who brought us South Park lah…..

  10. Dabido (Teflon) January 12, 2006 at 6:04 pm #

    DAGGNAMMIT! I feel like there are all these TEAM AMERICA QUOTES floating around and I just ain’t getting any of them!!!!!

  11. suanie January 12, 2006 at 10:58 pm #

    you are breaking my balls

  12. __earth January 13, 2006 at 12:21 am #

    McDonalds, FUCK YEAH!
    Wal-Mart, FUCK YEAH!
    The Gap, FUCK YEAH!
    Baseball, FUCK YEAH!
    Rock and roll, FUCK YEAH!
    The Internet, FUCK YEAH!
    Slavery, FUCK YEAH!

    Damn. I like the lyrics. FUCK YEAH!

  13. nal1210 January 13, 2006 at 12:42 am #

    my comment has no relevance to this post… i dont know if u know this already but Kanna curry house has a new branch in Jalan Gasing opposite the EPF building. Hopefully it’s as good as the ones in SS2 n puchong. take care ST 🙂

  14. ShaolinTiger January 13, 2006 at 12:54 am #

    Daren: Perhaps you didn’t get the social commentary, or perhaps you’ve just had a sense-of-humour bypass?

    Dabido: Yah time to learn the script man!

    __earth: Fuck YEAH!

    nal1210: Hahaha cool man thanks, must be trying to rival Acha by opening in that area. I already discovered one in Bandar Menjalara, which is much nearer to my place, and it’s also excellent. Cheers!

  15. Z January 13, 2006 at 9:54 am #

    I soooo wanna hump Kim Jong Il after watching this movie. Film Actors Guide= F.A.G!!!! LOL, one of the best movie I saw last year.

  16. Dabido (Teflon) January 13, 2006 at 10:57 am #

    I can’t follow the script, it has no action and doesn’t list who is speaking like a real script does.

    It even disagrees with with what IMDB lists as the opening lines!!!!

    SACRE BLEU!!!!!

  17. avila January 13, 2006 at 2:17 pm #

    althought this movie is funny…but i do find it sucky though…

  18. BiB January 13, 2006 at 8:08 pm #

    Was doing my weekly DVD shopping when I found this sitting in the kid’s cartoon section! I’m not too sure if the parents will like their kids learning all these at such a young age haha..
    I actually thought this film was well made.. one of the funniest show I watched so far.

  19. HalfmanHalfbiscuit January 14, 2006 at 12:19 am #

    One thing you missed in the review, whilst the film does satirize (shit on) American foreign policy, it also ridicules those opposed to that ‘Gung Ho’ approach too…the viewer is left a little confused as to what Parker & Stone’s true political leaning is…but, Fuck Yeah — it’s great!!!

    Btw, why is this adulation 4 the film seemingly appearing on every Malaysian blog going at the moment — has it only just been released there, or did you all collectively get together one night with a rental???

    P.S the out-takes on the DVD are hilarious too —

    “Team, this is all my fault. I was overzealous in Cairo. I let racism cloud my judgment. I was so sure the ultimate terrorist was Middle Eastern, but I didn’t realize he was a goddamn Gook. I’ll never be a racist again.”

  20. Ted January 14, 2006 at 5:14 pm #

    I concur with your review – the movie was r0X0Rz! I remember watching the “Super-Marionation” kid shows when I was a rugrat and that made it all the more funny!

    We watched it on the back shift in the NOC some time ago; I damned near fell out of my chair laughing when the two marionettes started getting it on! [LOL]



  21. ShaolinTiger January 14, 2006 at 7:29 pm #

    Dabido: I guess you’ll actually have to watch it then 🙂

    HalfmanHalfbiscuit: Yeah I agree, I prefer to concentrate on the anti-american sentiment tho 😉 Not sure what you mean about every blog either, I haven’t seen it on anyone elses? Most of us did watch it around the same time though.

    Ted: Yeah the sex scene had EVERYONE in stitches, especially when it got ‘kinky’

  22. ChowFC January 14, 2006 at 11:53 pm #

    Damn! I only watched a few seconds of it. The DVD’s lying somewhere…………..

  23. Jayboy8 January 16, 2006 at 12:33 pm #

    Not another anti-american film…. sigh.

  24. ld/kai January 23, 2006 at 3:32 am #


    (Sorry, can’t resist.)


    (Again, I apologize.)