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The Bloggers Prayer – Amen

April 20th, 2005 by ShaolinTiger at 4:22 AM UTC - 3,612 views

Our words, who art in notepad,
Blogging be thy Name.
Thy traffic come.
Thy ego will be done,
On wordpress as it is in xanga.
Give us this day our daily RSS feeds.
And forgive us our typos,
As we forgive those who flame against us.
And lead us not into blogwhoring,
But deliver us from self-importance.
For thine is the blogosphere,
and the hit counter,
and the sympathy vote,
for ever and ever.
Amen.

This is an original work by me...I know you can tell cos it sucks

Feel free to repost, as long as you credit.

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32 Comments so far

minishorts on April 19th, 2005 at 10:45 pm

AMEN! and AMEN AGAIN!
FireAngel on April 19th, 2005 at 10:58 pm

YOU ROCKKKKKKK!
suanie on April 19th, 2005 at 11:21 pm

whooooooooooooooosh!
simon on April 20th, 2005 at 12:47 am

whoa, hahahahaha! that's fun-neee!
jojo on April 20th, 2005 at 1:07 am

Now and forever, AMEN

Nice one hee hee hee
h.liew on April 20th, 2005 at 1:15 am

Nice one!
lionel on April 20th, 2005 at 2:01 am

AMEN
Erna on April 20th, 2005 at 2:50 am

I protest! I like Blogwhoring! Nice one, dude. I thought it was taken from somewhere.
killuminati on April 20th, 2005 at 3:01 am

it's good, except i use MT and Word.

but still a resounding amen from me.
lucia on April 20th, 2005 at 4:12 am

good. good. nice. nice.

only you yourself as the writer will say it suck but that doesn't count. let others be the judge. i'm sure others won't say it sucks.

the lord's prayer had been used so much to turn it into other type of prayer, i'm not surprise one day some bloggers will turn it into a blogging prayer.

well done!

can i modify this a bit and put it in my blog (maybe only), of course crediting you with the original.
ShaolinTiger on April 20th, 2005 at 4:15 am

Sure be my guest
ShaolinTiger on April 20th, 2005 at 4:17 am

Yeah I put MT in originally but didn't ryhme so well.

Cheers!
ShaolinTiger on April 20th, 2005 at 4:19 am

Blogwhoring is teh good actually, just some people go a little OTT..

All original
Lainie on April 20th, 2005 at 4:19 am

Haha! Brought a smile to my face, very clever.
james on April 20th, 2005 at 4:20 am

Words elude me.
Dabido (Teflon) on April 20th, 2005 at 4:43 am

And just in time for the new Pope. Maybe he'll use it.
It's up there with "While Sheppards Rocked their Flocks by night!"
ClubCarcinogen on April 20th, 2005 at 5:00 am

amen to u 2 fellow brethren
Vad3r on April 20th, 2005 at 6:10 am

I bet u culd write a much ROCKING poem under the influence of grass n mushrooms..

good original post neway keep on rocking d00d!!
belacan on April 20th, 2005 at 6:25 am

ST, time for you to write a ROCK song! amen to that
Sashi on April 20th, 2005 at 6:31 am

Heheh.. that's enough to even get an agnostic to start praying...
ShaolinTiger on April 20th, 2005 at 6:35 am

That's the truth, I used to write some crazy poems in those days
michaelooi on April 20th, 2005 at 6:38 am

i'm never a religious guy but, this poem is so COOOOOOOL !!!!

AMEN !!!
ShaolinTiger on April 20th, 2005 at 6:47 am

Rock...

Maybe background music to a porn film
Ayannali on April 20th, 2005 at 9:34 am

Very nice prayer

heheh very funny
EF on April 20th, 2005 at 5:10 pm

Amen sugar
Ben on April 20th, 2005 at 6:35 pm

Buddha Bless.
JO on April 20th, 2005 at 10:13 pm

Amen to that!! LoL
eyerings on April 21st, 2005 at 12:26 am

*claps claps claps claps*

*salute!*
Dabido (Teflon) on April 21st, 2005 at 7:28 am

Hmmm ... that comment brought back memories. One of my old best friends knew a band who used to do that.
I also knew a guy who wanted me to be in one of his porn films (he wanted me to root his GF in it! Ewwwww! ... as well as some other girl dressed as a Valkyre! Ewwwwww!) Actually, I might still has his e-mail address somewhere! Ewwwwww!
Summer on April 22nd, 2005 at 10:49 pm

kewl poem... and farnee too!!! fell off my chair laughing!!
coolcat on May 9th, 2005 at 11:48 am

very the funny! hahahah!
bcc on July 17th, 2005 at 1:14 pm

This comment may be a bit late, but... The prayer is absolutely hilarious.