I Remodel My Words You Ignoranus

The premise is to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and then supply a new definition. Following, for your enjoyment, are the best of this year’s new words. Remember, these are so new it will probably be 10 years before you can find one of them in the dictionary. Enjoy!

1. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.

2. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

3. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating.

4. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.

5. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.

6. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

7. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn’t get it.

8. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

9. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.

10. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)

11. Karmageddon: It’s like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it’s like, a serious bummer.

12. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.

13. Glibido: All talk and no action.

14. Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

15. Arachnoleptic Fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you’ve accidentally walked through a spider web.

16. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

17. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you’re eating.

And the pick of the pack:

18. Ignoranus: A person who’s both stupid and an asshole.




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13 Responses to I Remodel My Words You Ignoranus

  1. KY June 6, 2006 at 4:22 pm #

    blogkaheadache – reading this post. .I.

  2. tigerjoe June 6, 2006 at 4:42 pm #

    smarty-panty (n. coll.): an idiot who tries to be clever and witty but ends up coming across as a cunt.

  3. walski69 June 6, 2006 at 4:51 pm #

    Not forgetting something with a Malaysian flavor.. campuration. Won’t find this in any dictionarary, I guarantee…

  4. ShaolinTiger June 6, 2006 at 4:56 pm #

    KY: I’m not sure which original word that is 1 letter different from…

    tigerjoe: Haha good one, plenty of smarty-panties around..

    walski69: campuration? The degree to which something is mixed?

  5. spiller June 6, 2006 at 6:42 pm #

    Ignoranus. Hmm.. are you thinking of someone specific for this, like what i’m thinking now as well?


  6. Intensecure June 6, 2006 at 7:00 pm #

    Blugger – a bugger who blogs. Or a blogger who… 😉

  7. Skyler June 6, 2006 at 7:54 pm #

    Harharhar, I love it.

    Esp. ignoranus.

  8. edmc June 6, 2006 at 11:54 pm #

    hahaha nice one. the word sexalated comes up to mind as i read this. don’t know why and no idea what it means. err.. ~_~

  9. iesnek June 7, 2006 at 1:32 am #

    I think i’m a constant victim of sarchasm. 🙁

  10. Dabido (Teflon) June 7, 2006 at 12:07 pm #

    ’13. Glibido: All talk and no action.’

    Oh Darn!!! I just saw one hundred poems using that word rhyming it to my name! D’oh! lol 🙂

  11. VC June 7, 2006 at 12:37 pm #

    Shaolin Tigerl : ST after a sex-change op?

  12. Emily June 9, 2006 at 4:44 am #

    Saw these a few years ago in Mind Our English.

  13. sewjin June 9, 2006 at 11:22 pm #

    stupenis (anyone called dicks are usually dumb)

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