The Wedding – Day 2 – Picking up the Bride & Subang

The morning after the night before…I woke up thinking I was about to die, my breath was toxic enough to melt plastic appliances and my blood felt like it was 90% alchohol of some sort..

It was early…my mouth was dry, my stomach was heaving and my head was pounding.

Not a good start to the day.

I sat on the toilet trying to take a dump at the same time, without puking in my own lap…after that I really did want to puke, but my crap was happily floating there…I had to flush 3 times before I could finally puke in peace. Thank the lord..

After some explosive technicolour yawning, I had a shower, got ready and headed out.

There aren’t many photos from the morning…as well I could barely stand up. I’ll try and get some from Cass soon.

We headed over the brides parental home about 10am to pick her up, there was food everywhere, I didn’t want to see anything or smell anything, I just wanted to curl up under the table.


The car was cutely decorated.

The Benz

All the traditional things went on.

Traditional Things

Including all the Heng Tai having to rescue the bride from a locked room..we had to drink pure lemon juice (thanks girls..) with a hangover, already feeling like death warmed up, not a good time. I think 3 of us puked again after that. Then drink bittergourd.

And of course who can forget a t-shirt sown with polo mints, which we had to pull off with our teeth, of course there were polo mints strategically placed in Terences’ armpits, crotch and ass crack…what fun.

After that we managed to get Saint out and head back down for the tea ceremony and all.

God and Saint

I wish I wasn’t about to die, as there was a massive plate of lovely freshly roasted pig on the table….*drool*

No one touched it though.

Roast Pig

Here’s my buddy, looks hungover too.

Roast Pig

After that it was back to KL for a nap before the next dinner (Much nicer weather than the journey there). I felt a little better after some Soya milk and chocolate to get my blood sugar back up.

Journey Back

This was the menu for the Subang dinner, please note NO SHARKSFIN AGAIN!

Subang Menu

Hot chicas.

Carol and Kim

Loads of people.


Ganas chicas.

Suan and FA

Again loads of food and loads of drink…but after 2 beers, I felt drunk again, so I took it really steady.

Ah evil beer.


Terry managed to NOT spray the ceiling this time.

Sparkling Thing

The food was good, and plenty of course.


And again….loads of VERY noisy Yam Sengs.

Yam Seng

FA has fans.

Zess, FA and Jeff

Freaking Cam Ho’s

Cam Hos

Terence couldn’t escape from more drinking, although he doesn’t mind of course.


The bride and the gals.

Bride and Girls

Bride and me!

Bride and Me

Finally the food is over.


The Boys.


And the Girls.

The Girls

My bitches.


So Happy

Terry & Kim

Me and My bro.

Terry & Me

Let’s finish all the alchohol.


5 seconds for everyone.

5 seconds of Chivas

Terry & his hot sister, where did he get his ape genes from?

Terry & Susan

More drunken brokeback.

Brokeback 4

Then it was off upstairs to the Karaoke!


With about 20 jugs of beer, Kim and Valentina can REALLY sing, me and KY…well can’t haha.

Me ruining one of Kims songs.


Cool look.

Good look

Getting rowdy.


Valentina singing.


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13 Responses to The Wedding – Day 2 – Picking up the Bride & Subang

  1. FireAngel May 16, 2006 at 12:01 pm #

    *sniff*. I missed the funnest part!

  2. Laksa May 16, 2006 at 12:04 pm #

    woohoo, looks like one heck of a party!

  3. kimberlycun May 16, 2006 at 12:05 pm #

    lets karaoke again after potluck this saturday!!!!

  4. saint May 16, 2006 at 1:03 pm #

    Thanks ST for updating 🙂

    Kim : Ok set.. karaoke after pot luck YAY!!!

  5. terry May 16, 2006 at 1:35 pm #


    what the fuck…..since when i was in karaoke ?

    let’s DO IT !! DO IT

  6. Hijackqueen May 16, 2006 at 1:49 pm #

    Shaolin, are you chinese? I thought you are chinese leh… or are you really a chinese????

  7. spiller May 16, 2006 at 1:52 pm #

    valentina is hot!

  8. saikua May 16, 2006 at 2:19 pm #

    hijakqueen he tries to be one….

    but then like he said the other day(not sure if he was sober enough though..) the d!ick is too big for him to be a chinese…

  9. Dabido (Teflon) May 16, 2006 at 10:26 pm #

    Double Plus Kewl! 🙂

    Love the bears on the cars~!

    Send all the single straight Chicas to me (and the lesbo ones to Lainie!) 🙂 Just kidding. 🙂

  10. KY May 16, 2006 at 11:03 pm #

    our voice is teh suck. =/

  11. Gouki May 17, 2006 at 5:41 am #

    Hahah. Looks like you guys had a fun night!

    Keep it up …!

  12. angel May 17, 2006 at 6:24 am #

    It is ironic, that you’re in my home country and I’m in yours. LoL.

    Is the food in Ipoh country club any good?

  13. ShaolinTiger May 18, 2006 at 3:09 pm #

    spiller: I agree!

    Hijackqueen: Not Chinese at all, like saikua said 😉

    KY: Sadly….I agree!

    angel: I don’t see how that’s ironic…The food was ok at the country club, normal wedding stuff, nothing to shout about. The chicken was excellent though.

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