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Smallest Car - Biggest Asshole

Learn to park dumbfuck.

Small car - big asshole

I mean SORRY - but is it really that hard to park in between the bright yellow lines? When your car is as big as a fucking matchbox.

I can kind of understand parking like this if it's 3am and there's no one in the car park and you can take up three spaces because no one would give a shit..

But it wasn't - it was in the middle of office hours when there was a major shortage of parking spaces.

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29 Comments so far

  1. Ranga  on January 11th, 2008 at 2:21 am
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    Holy crap! Please tell me you keyed his (her?) car!

    Or left a note.

  2. foxtrotecho  on January 11th, 2008 at 2:58 am
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    I feel your pain ST ...

    And as some would say, this really takes the cake.

  3. E  on January 11th, 2008 at 7:37 am
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    I think it can be physically move to the side. It looks that light. In fact can just overturn it

  4. yahui  on January 11th, 2008 at 10:05 am
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    this is full of win! lol~ especially:

    people who park like this should die, really painfully die, stick a huge burning rod up their asses, when they scream fill their mouths with shit, yeah pwn em all

    great tags! XD

    a lot of these nutters in BTS too, during peak shopping hours. damn them.

  5. Dabido  on January 11th, 2008 at 10:09 am
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    I was going to say something similar to E about getting some buddies and flipping it on it's roof. It's times like this you need a special jack that can at least flip it on it's side.

  6. KY  on January 11th, 2008 at 10:12 am
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    the car so small you could just topple it sideways to make room for your car!

  7. Dr. Tan  on January 11th, 2008 at 11:05 am
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    I plan to keep a sharpened coin in my car for occasions like these.

  8. naxion  on January 11th, 2008 at 11:34 am
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    Should have just park behind the car and wait for him/her to come to you then ask him/her where he/she get their driving license.

  9. mama bok  on January 11th, 2008 at 11:56 am
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    There are just way too many inconsiderate ppl around..!
    Sad..!

  10. v0ices  on January 11th, 2008 at 12:40 pm
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    Actually if it's a manual Kancil, you just need to rope in another 2 fella and then left the rear of the car and pull it out. (That's what I did when I pulled a prank on a friend's car)

    Anyway, there are too many of these assholes around and I think they should be taught a lesson. Once I came across a Satria Neo that was worse... he/she parked smack right in the middle of TWO parking lots at The Curve... the exhaust of the car was right on the yellow line (Neo exhaust in the middle).

    After that the owner of the car went home with a very "decorated" paint job and a very "nice love letter".

  11. dragoncity  on January 11th, 2008 at 1:05 pm
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    huh...asshole is everywhere...

  12. earl-ku  on January 11th, 2008 at 1:29 pm
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    grab a chalk or wet paint or whatever u could ... i would say flour is the best i could think of rite now ...

    draw line separating both the boxes ... over the car ...

  13. davidlian  on January 11th, 2008 at 1:37 pm
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    Just one of the many examples of Malaysian culture...sadly.

  14. Ranga  on January 11th, 2008 at 5:45 pm
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    @Davidlian: Malaysian culture? Where do you get off saying some shit like that? You mean to tell me this doesn't happen anywhere else??

  15. ront  on January 11th, 2008 at 7:24 pm
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    the worst i've seen it was in canada, fella parked the car like the 'chariot' in chinese chess (as opposed to rook in chess)....basically took up 4 spots...parked directly on the intersection of the 2 lines....

    i usually leave a note on this kind of driver.....

  16. Hobbes the Tiger  on January 12th, 2008 at 3:48 am
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    it could have been an emergency... ... probably a life and death situation and the guy is in a hurry...

  17. Yuen-Chi Lian  on January 12th, 2008 at 6:45 pm
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    Someone must had moved his car and that's why!

    yc

  18. easyriderlovescs  on January 12th, 2008 at 10:12 pm
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    the car can be bounced to the side, since it's only a kancil

  19. Hobbes the Tiger  on January 12th, 2008 at 11:12 pm
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    since it is a peak hour period, i doubt the the drive is that lucky enough to find two parking slot vacant side by side, probably the car was parked there late night and the owner was... murdered.... spooky.

  20. Tarek  on January 13th, 2008 at 6:07 am
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    Common sense is not very common now a days.

  21. kaswira  on January 13th, 2008 at 2:12 pm
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    if this guy had a ferrari,,he would probably park it right across

  22. aeroplane1234  on January 13th, 2008 at 3:39 pm
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    poor driver
    she need a smaller car obviously

  23. moonfish  on January 13th, 2008 at 7:54 pm
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    What do you mean "SHE"?!

  24. LogicYuan  on January 13th, 2008 at 11:42 pm
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    leave ur signature with a 20 cent coin...lol

  25. iamyuanwu  on January 14th, 2008 at 12:52 pm
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    "draw line separating both the boxes ... over the car ..." -KKJ-

    BWahahaha! X^D Nice one. I should carry a packet of flour + water, & lipstick for the love note in my car. I don't want to do anything too destructive. To the car... no; but to the owner... all the way.

  26. Amei79  on January 18th, 2008 at 1:30 pm
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    (s)he worried some1 who not expert will scratch or knock on his/her car when parking beside mah...this is the best way to prevent it happen lolz

  27. Suffian  on January 19th, 2008 at 3:05 pm
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    Next time, stick a notice on the car from youparklikeanasshole.com!

  28. cheewooi.com  on January 25th, 2008 at 12:36 pm
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    If I were driving Ford Ranger, say bye bye to the kancil door.. I did this once to a 2008 Civic in midvalley. The same thing happened,in the end of days, the civic lost a side mirror.

  29. reader  on February 5th, 2008 at 2:51 am
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    That newb should be stoned to death. Stupid fool, driving such a small car and yet park like a moron. Have shame on yourselflah, idiot.

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