The Gay Animal Kingdom

Just had to share this as was actually laughing out loud whilst reading it, it tries to answer the serious theological question of how homosexual animals reproduce.

But shit, I found it hilarious.

Male big horn sheep live in what are often called “homosexual societies.” They bond through genital licking and anal intercourse, which often ends in ejaculation. If a male sheep chooses to not have gay sex, it becomes a social outcast. Ironically, scientists call such straight-laced males “effeminate.”

Heterophobic society?


Male bonobos engage in “penis fencing,” which leads, surprisingly enough, to ejaculation. They also give each other genital massages.


Check it out at Seed Magazine.




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11 Responses to The Gay Animal Kingdom

  1. ah pek June 23, 2006 at 2:05 pm #

    penis fencing, phew, we will need a 36″ penis to do that.

  2. Dabido (Teflon) June 23, 2006 at 3:12 pm #

    Hollywood announces two new movies.

    Big Horn Mountain and Bonobo Mountain. Both staring Heath Ledger!!!!!

    In the first one, Heath plays a straight Big Horn Sheep who refuses the advances of the other sheep and is shunned, only to find solice in the arms of a female Big Horn Sheep. The Gay churches are trying to get this movie banned.

    In the second movie, Heath plays Zoro, but he doesn’t own a sword!!!!!

  3. KY June 23, 2006 at 4:44 pm #

    i thought this had something to do with bonobos..

  4. hello June 23, 2006 at 6:17 pm #

    read this the other day through digg.. interesting stuff

  5. lionel June 23, 2006 at 8:08 pm #

    Well yay to bonobos, for they make love not war.

  6. Michael a.k.a. foodcrazee June 23, 2006 at 9:17 pm #

    lolz…sounds like KY or is it “faggot”

  7. Aspirin June 23, 2006 at 10:35 pm #

    Gay animals are cool. They should try it with humans sometime.

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  9. jack0 June 24, 2006 at 6:51 pm #

    u sound so gay about it… lol…

  10. mob1900 June 25, 2006 at 3:40 am #

    Expect both films to ‘penetrate’ the fags/lesbos untapped market and ‘perform’ remarkably well… from the anal anyways, lol!

    Hey…Jacko might be thinking about opening up a zoo for these bonobos…just a thought.

  11. ShaolinTiger June 25, 2006 at 7:08 pm #

    ah pek: You mean you don’t have one? I thought it was normal *looks down*

    wanie: I was last time, not in Cyberjaya anymore, thanks for the info anyway 😉

    jack0: At least I don’t talk like a 13 year old girl 😛

    mob1900: Yah he can be one of the exhibits 😀 bonobos really aren’t choosy.

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