It doesn’t matter whether you take showers twice daily, use antiperspirant, use deodorant etc.
Armpit hair is still awful and disgusting.
Dirty stinky hairy armpits?
Don’t they make you shudder?
Give it a sniff, yum!
Give it a lick, great!
Well according to my good friend Bryanboy, armpit hair is the root cause for all evil in the world, so you should dispatch of all the nasty sproutings from your arm joints.
On December 1, 2005, wherever you are in the world, I want you to participate by shaving your armpits.
Shave all that excess auxilliary hair that you’ve got there since god knows when.
I know I’ll be travelling during that time but what I want you to do is to send pictures of your BALD armpits.
Let’s rewind the clocks, take a ride in the time machine and go back to our prepubescent years.
Send me pictures of you and your HAIRLESS armpits on December 1, 2005. Email firstname.lastname@example.org
Best armpits will win an award.
Read more here: Armpit Hair: The Root of All Things Evil
Go on, join in the fun 😉