Matt Salleh at KLIA

One day, a Matt Salleh (‘whiteman’ in Malay) from UK arrived at KLIA Airport. After he checked out from the Customs, he felt he wanted to relieve himself. So he went in search for a toilet. When he found it, an old lady was sitting in front of the toilet, acting as the cashier. When he was about to enter the toilet, the old lady stopped him and asked for the payment.

Say Kok‘ which means forty cents in Cantonese, as the lady spoke no English.

The Mat Salleh was surprise and wondered why in Malaysia, they have to ‘see cock‘ before they have to enter the toilet.

So he said ‘no

..But the old lady insisted. ‘Say Kok‘ ‘Say Kok‘.

Since he has got no choice, he unzipped and took out his cock and showed it to her.

The old lady said.’No, no DUIT‘ ‘DUIT‘ which means money Malay.

The Mat Salleh misunderstood her again as he thought she said, ‘DO IT!‘ ‘DO IT!

So he asked, ‘Where? Here?

The old lady just said ‘Ya, ya‘ and nodded her head as she didn’t understand English.

The Mat Salleh thought that she agreed to have sex with him, so he stripped the old lady and made love to her. But the old lady screamed,

SAKIT! SAKIT!‘ (‘pain’ in Malay). Yet again the Mat Salleh thought she asked him to ‘SUCK IT’ ‘SUCK IT’ and so he grabbed the old lady’s breast and sucked it good and hard.

The old lady screamed again, ‘Ahhhh TUHAN‘ (Oh my God in Malay).

TOO HARD‘ Ok, I’ll be gentle a bit, alright?

The Mat Salleh replied and continued his grooving actions.

Tolong! TOLONG!‘ (Help! Help! in Malay).

Thinking otherwise, the Mat Salleh replied ‘It’s not TOO LONG, just 10 inches.

Some humour for the weekend :), have fun




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11 Responses to Matt Salleh at KLIA

  1. lilian February 24, 2005 at 11:26 pm #

    First time I hear this, so it is damn funny, ST! Or probably because this came from your blog.

  2. buaya69 February 25, 2005 at 12:39 am #


  3. Mossie`Ol Chin February 25, 2005 at 12:50 am #

    woooi…. tiger, u that dude?!

  4. TheGreatFaggot February 25, 2005 at 1:30 am #

    it must have been you you you you 😀 or maybe ROLAND eh :X

  5. Vader February 25, 2005 at 1:31 am #

    heard tis b4 laaa..lame entry, wanksta 😛

  6. ShaolinTiger February 25, 2005 at 1:35 am #

    At least I got some entries dude 😛

  7. ShaolinTiger February 25, 2005 at 1:36 am #

    Hahaha undiclosed secret..

  8. Vader February 25, 2005 at 2:07 am #

    bitch 😛 I’ll be BACKK!!! 😀

  9. yuni February 25, 2005 at 2:16 am #

    haha.funny. i’ve heard of a different version, but only the character differs.

  10. sotong February 25, 2005 at 10:16 am #

    LOL !!!! this the funniest joke!!! issit you the mat salleh?

  11. letti February 26, 2005 at 1:14 am #

    there’s one where a white lady goes and gets her cheong sam done at the tailor’s and she’s not happy that the slit isn’t high enuff up the sides and says to the foreign tailor “more high more high” ( in chinese, mor hai would mean “touch the p*ssy)……. you can guess the rest.

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