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Antenna Boy – Does He REALLY Get Better Reception?

Is the radio signal so lousy in Malaysia that you really need 6 antennas to pick it up properly? Or did he think his car would go faster? Or is it just to look COOL? Sorry but in my books, he loses 1000000 cool points for this.. Bad, bad bad..fail, go home, do not collect […]

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The Hair Down There

I have recently made a mistake in my life, and I offer my story to you, that you may learn from my error. It all started, as many things do, with me having trouble shitting. No, I was not constipated; this was not a regularity problem but a matter of technique. It seems my ass-hair […]

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The Box under Bill Clinton’s bed.

When Bill and Hillary first got married Bill said, “I am putting a box under the bed. You must promise never to look in it.” In all their 30 years of marriage, Hillary never looked. On the afternoon of their 30th anniversary, curiosity got the best of her and she lifted the lid and peeked […]

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New 18 Seat Honda MPV Released Today

No I’m not stealing Pauls job. Here’s the new Honda MPV, I think it looks pretty comfortable with good aircon, but perhaps a little underpowered. I don’t think acceleration would be great. Cool eh?

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Cultural Differences Explained

This is for all you Asians who say we all look the same 😉 Dislike being mistaken for Pommies (Brits) when abroad. Are rather indignant about being mistaken for Americans when abroad. Encourage being mistaken for Canadians when abroad. Can’t possibly be mistaken for anyone else when abroad. Believe you should look out for your […]

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