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Movie Review – Team America – World Police

Team America

Team America follows an international police force dedicated to maintaining global stability. Learning that power hungry dictator Kim Jong Il (Parker) is out to destroy the world, the team recuits Broadway star Gary Johnston (Parker) to go undercover. With the help of Team America (Stone, Miller, Masasa, Parker, and Norris), Gary manages to slip into an arms dealer’s hideout to uncover the plan to destroy the world. Will Team America be able to save the world?

Mannn, this is without doubt one of the funniest films I’ve ever seen, EVAR. It’s made in a ‘Thunderbirds’ marionette puppet style.

It’s also so quotable, some movies you can just quote endlessly, like Pulp Fiction for example is eminently quotable.

America – Fuck, yeah

So lick my butt And suck on my balls

YEAH!

It’s just so me aswell, I feel like this about America, and their actions. They don’t care about other countries, they are just there to blow shit up and act tough. They only go to countries where they can gain a tangible benefit and extract something. Or lend them a shitload of money and leech all their natural resources.

This movie is a perfect social commentary on that. Plus is demonstrates Americans ignorance, and well it’s just generally hilarious in all ways.

Especially the puppets humping scene, and the part where the ‘hero’ is puking his guts out, classic man, seriously classic.

I was pleasantly suprised to see it ranking so high on IMDB aswell, as it’s so totally outrageous and offensive, it scored a very good 7.3.

Kim Jong Il

We all TOTALLY love Kim Jong Il.

I’m the smartest, most crever
Most physicarry fit
But nobody else seems to rearize it

It’s quite possible the most politically incorrect thing I’ve EVAR seen, and that’s why I love it. It’s totally Trey Parker style, not giving a fuck what anyone thinks and just laying it down.

If you haven’t seen this movie, I recommend you do so ASAP.

I give it a hilarious 9/10.

For those that have seen it, and love it, the Team America Script..

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Asian Blog Review – My Blog

As it’s quite long, I’ll address all of the points here as it’s easily for clarity.

First up I got 7/10 (Not bad), and the link is here Shaolin Tiger – Blog Review.

Very long columns on either side, which I deducted points for, because I dislike long blogrolls/lists/etc. There’s a list of blogs he stalks on one side, and blogs he reads on the other. Why not just combine the two? Then there are Geek Links and General Links, which turns the blog into a semi-portal. There’s even a whole list of links under ‘Add Me’. Tell me honestly, ST, do you need all these links?

I guess I don’t REALLY need them, but well they aren’t particularly for anyone else, they are for me. The ones I stalk I visit EVERY day, without fail, if I have time I visit the rest. You could say it’s a way of doing time management, and avoiding using bookmarks. My bookmarks are too full already, so they are hard to manage, so I just use links on my blog for most of the things I need. I could probably get rid of a few, but most of these sites I use on a daily basis.

I did try to organise them so all the useful stuff for readers is at the top (categories, navigation, search etc) and the rest is at the bottom, if people care to read it, and well mostly just for myself.

Scrolling down, I discover a large gap in the middle of the first post. Hmm, could be my resolution. I switched to 1024×768 and voila, gap gone.

This was probably a post that hadn’t been spidered yet, as I recently switched blogging software, so the Adsense block didn’t show up, that would account for the gap. Simply refreshing would have solved the problem.

Lots of interesting pictures pepper the posts, expecially the food-related ones. Some tech-educational ones which are useful for tech retards like yours truly. I wonder though, why these posts are categorised under ‘General Nonsense’ and don’t have a category of their own.

They do have a category, it’s just that I’m not used to WordPress yet and sometimes I forget to click the categories, so they end up in the default category (General Nonsense). I switched them back the correct category yesterday (Internet & Tech)

I wanted to dig out more info about ST so I clicked on the ‘Stupid Me Mes’ category. Here’s an interesting bit that I found. ST wants a girl who is not a midget nor fat (but not supermodel skinny), has breasts larger than a walnut, has good skin, doesn’t have more hair than him (judging by his hairy chest proudly displayed in several pictures I’m assuming this is an easy one to fulfill) and doesn’t have a mean/bitchy/slutty face. Well, you’re certainly not picky! 😉 So what happens if you meet a voluptious girl with good skin, isn’t hairy and doesn’t have a slutty face, but she’s stupider than sheep and is really really picky about food? (I know the meme only asked for physical traits, and I’m curious as to the non-physical aspects you look for).

Haha that’s why I call Me Me’s stupid, as I don’t answer them seriously. If she’s stupid and picky about food then it’s a definate no-no. I love food, travel, outdoors, reading, computers, cars etc. If she’s adverse to any of these things, then it’s going to be a compability problem.

There’s a whole variety of content in here – many of the posts are well-written although ST occasionally sinks to the level of writing nasty posts about people he hates. He seems to especially hate Xiaxue and slams her whenever the opportunity arises. I don’t have time to go through the archives and see what sparked off this feeling of hatred, so ST, care to elaborate?

1) She’s an Ugly Singaporean (Which entails a whole line of natural bad traits generally)
2) She bashed KL – Her Post (Which is now heavily edited) – My Reply
3) She’s racist – The B word
4) She’s ignorant – “Wow you speak good Malay, are you half Malay?”
5) She has an amazingly inflated self-worth – See any post.

I like reading this blog although some of the posts are mind-numbingly boring (food reviews bore me after a while), but the funny posts like ‘Cultural Differences Explained’ and the opinionated ones make up for those. I would definitely bookmark ST. I like blogs written with passion and this is certainly one of them!

I can’t be inspired every day, just like the top 40 albums, I have filler songs too 😉

My rating: 7/10 (would have been higher except for those annoyingly long blogrolls!)

Thanks much, and thanks for taking the time to review my humble place on the intrawebnet.

If anyone else is reading and has a question about me, or this blog, or what I do x, you can ask now. I’m in that kinda mood I guess 😉

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Holiday night out at Thai Club and BEST SUPPER EVAR!

So it was a holiday.

So I didn’t get drunk this weekend.

So my liver was feeling too healthy.

So Paul and I decided WE SHOULD GO OUT.

We originally planned to go to Rum Jungle, as I’ve never been there before I wanted to check it out, but the ‘contact‘ there was a fucking asshole, as we were 15 minutes late he claimed we cancelled the table.

So then it was basically FUCK RUM JUNGLE, FUCK THEM IN THEIR STUPID ASSES.

And off to Thai Club we went, upstairs, Thai Cowboy Cafe or whatever it’s homo name is.

It was pretty good, with some decent music and quite a crowd, probably due to the holiday next day, many people had the same idea as us.

We got a free mini bottle of Chivas with our big one, so cute

Mini Chivas

I don’t know who ended up with it, probably KY the sneaky bugger.

We had half a bottle of something else too..and cutest Suan evar?

Jim and Suan

There was of course hot chicks..

Hot Chicks

And handsome guys..

Handsome Guys

Following the fairly healthy amount of alchohol, we proceeded to the best after drinking supper place in the world, petaling street, for Siu Yuk Min and Low Shui Fan.

This is seriously best after drinking, salty, tasty, oily and rich.

Siu Yuk Min

The mouse tails were much better than last time too, tastier and better texture.

Low Shui Fan

Really good, fun night out 🙂

If you want to go there, the street is actually parallel to Petaling Street, the one just before.

Head towards Petaling Street from Pudu, and take a left as soon as you pass the Nando’s there, and head to the end of the street, pass one of the dudes a couple of bucks for ‘watching‘ your car, and feast up.

Clubbers haven.

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Setting Up Your Phone for GPRS or MMS With Maxis – Malaysia

It’s actually very easy, I forgot how to do it though, so I had to work it out again.

I think last time for my T610 I phoned them up and they sent me the service settings.

This time though I tried online, my first attempt failed as I tried through the SMS service 22333 number, which didn’t recognise my model.

Maxis 22333

It only recognises a few models.

So I spotted a link there “Via Web” on this page here.

That’s the way I suggest you try, it’s very easy indeed.

Just select which services you wish to configure (usually GPRS and MMS) your phone model and your phone number, and that’s it! It has k750c in the drop-down, so that’s perfect.

Maxis GPRS & MMS

After a minute or so you’ll receive 2 messages, accept the settings, then you are ready to send MMS and browse the web with GPRS!

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Ok So…What the F&#@ is a PING? And How do I Ping?

Seems like some people don’t know what a Ping is, which is fair enough really..

Some know what it is, sort of, but don’t know how to intepret the results.

So here’s a quick run-down.

Good Ping

Here’s what my work ping to google.com looks like now:

Work Ping

As you can see, it’s pretty constant around the 300ms mark, with no “Request timed out“.

Bad Ping

When I was in Brunei and people were using Peer to Peer software in the hotel, my connection looked like this:

Brunei Hotel Connection

As you can see there are many “Request timed out” and high ping times.

Ok so how do I interpret this?

As you can see in the first either picture there are multiple similar lines in the format:

Reply from 64.233.187.99: bytes=32 time=300ms TTL=241

Reply from THE SERVER YOU PINGED bytes=SIZE OF PING time=PING TIME TTL=IGNORE

A ping is basically a packet containing a bunch of junk (1-10 and a-z) or something like that, a packet is just a small peice of data sent over the Internet.

When another machine receives your ping packet, it will send back a reply, the purpose of the ping is to time this whole process.

That’s the time= part shown above, the time taken for the packet you sent to get a reply.

So it’s a basic metric for the quality of service your Internet connection is giving you.

Request Timed Out

If you see the “Request timed out” shown in the Bad Ping section above, it means you got no reply at all, which is called a dropped packet. This is bad, and means there is a failure somewhere, and either your packet isn’t reaching the destination, or you aren’t getting a reply.

Ping Times

500ms = 1/5 second (1000ms = 1 second).

  • A normal time for streamyx would be 250-300ms
  • At peak times it seems to be around 500-600ms
  • When it’s really bad its 800-1200ms
  • If it’s above 1000ms trying restarting your connection

Ok, so how do I Ping?

Ok to ping something, go to the Start – Run menu option and type cmd:

Start - Run

Then press enter, you’ll see a DOS prompt come up.

In the prompt type:

ping google.com -t

And press enter.

Ping -t

You’ll see the ping running, the -t argument tells it to ping constantly, so it won’t stop untill you press CTRL+C.

Ping Statistics

It’ll then give you a summary of the Ping statistics for that session.

You can also try pinging yahoo.com, I usually get slightly better times for Yahoo! than Google.

If you ping streamyx.com you should get something like 20-50ms.

If you want to read more about Ping and some of the options, check Wikepedia – Ping.

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Streamyx – We Pay for THIS?! Is it Broadband or Narrowband?

Still the lack of quality of service surprises me with Streamyx. I think I’ll just call it Streamyx Shitband.

They still keep selling it, still keep advertising it, still keep pushing it…but their infrastructure can’t even support the current userbase.

At peak times it goes to shit, if I want decent latency (decent in terms of Streamyx btw, not decent generally) I have to surf at 3am.

The rest of the time, I am paying for this:

Streamyx

It’s partially to do with their new capping method, they don’t cap any more, they use bandwidth shaping..

And the lines aren’t high enough quality to actually support 3MB, so the Signal Noise Ratio is horrendous..

So I get horrible quality of service, especially at peak times.

I want my 330ms ping back, even if that is pretty lousy, at work I get 250ms, UK I got 60ms..

I’m spoilt I guess.

It seems like since they introducted the new capping method, I have to reset the connection every few hours aswell or it turns to complete shit.

It wasn’t like that before, I remember when it used to be decent-ish, when everyone had 512k, it really was 512k pretty much…now everyone has 1mb, everyone has about 250k ARGH.

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Best Keyboard in the World EVAR – Optimus

Man this is really awesome, like TOTALLY OMGBBQWTF AWESOME.

Optimus LED Keyboard

Seriously, every geeks dream, the LED powered keyboard.

It’s SO slim aswell.

Optimus Keyboard

Basically the keys are powered by LED so they can display anything, they will display whatever that key is currently set to do, for example the Enter key:

Enter Key

Customised Number Pad?

Customised Number Pad

Or even a special key layout for Quake!

Quake Keyboard

Or PhotoShop:

PhotoShop Layout

It’s penned for launch February 1st, will have to see how much it costs.

Probably a small fortune.

Source: Optimus Keyboard

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Air Asia Con – Fuel Surcharge? Admin Fee?

Yeah awesome free tickets? (But only 1 way)

Yeah awesome new destinations for only 9.99? (with 300 bucks extra fees?)

Air Asia Con

Ticket cost $29.97
Actually costs $311.97

Air Asia Con

Still pretty cheap though.

Where am I going you ask?

Can’t tell you sorry 😉

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LiewCF Paying For Traffic to His Blog?

I was browsing PPS last night and came across thia advert for LiewCF and his ‘Tech’ blog.

LiewCF Adwords

I’ve noticed more and more lately bloggers and informational sites paying to get traffic, from the statistics I’ve seen it will actually make them money.

For example they can spend $5 on Adwords and get back $7 in Adsense, it’s not a great deal of profit, but if you are already making money from your site it is a way to increase it.

I would wonder though if this is actually working for LiewCF as his advert isn’t very eye catching or well worded and it’s quite ironic that it shows up on PPS because I’d say 90% of the people there already know about him, so any that click the ad are just costing him money, but he’s not gaining new readers.

What do you think about this?

Will will be seeing ads from Lillian Chan showing up in our Adsense blocks any time soon?

I already saw Adbrite ads for Hottest Malay Girl on Kenny’s site and now LiewCF is there too.

Hottest Malay Girls

I had a feeling the Hottest Malay Girl was Kahsoon at first, but I don’t think it is.

I considered using Adwords for some of my other sites but I haven’t yet, I’m doing some campaigns with Adwords at work now though, so I’ll see the progress.

Pretty interesting technique for the ‘probloggers’ I think.

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Shaun of the Dead – Best Zombie Movie EVAR?!

Shaun of the Dead

On Friday, Shaun is in a rut. At 29, he’s coasted through life–and still hasn’t gotten very far, usually winding up at the local pub, the Winchester. His roommate Ed looks up to him–when he can take his eyes off the TV, that is. Liz is re-evaluating their relationship, particularly after Shaun fails to do something special for their anniversary on Saturday. That day, there are train delays, people fainting in the streets, TV news reporters on unexplained calamities

I’ve been wanting to watch this movie for a while as I’ve heard it’s right up my street..

1) It’s about Zombies (Must be a good thing)
2) It’s British (Must be FANTASTIC)
3) It’s a Romantic Zombie Comedy (About the only way I can bear Romantic Comedy – WITH ZOMBIES IN IT!)

So let’s call it a ro-zom-com!

It scored a VERY good 7.9 on IMDB which with a few more good votes could push it into the top 250.

I was expecting it to be a decent film, I was expecting it to be so good! It was a really good film, funny, touching, a little scary at times, beautifully written.

Especially if you are familiar with UK culture, and movies. It makes digs at several other films and references a few (Reservoir Dogs, 28 Days Later etc.). A lot of it is social commentary, especially targetting Londoners, anyone familiar with the place will find it hilarious.

It’s about a real loser who works in a small electrical store, now this guy is a proper loser, not like the American ‘loser movies‘ where the guy is actually really fucking successful. This guy has a boring life, a weird family, an annoying best friend/flatmate and no prospects.

The Winchester is everything!

I’d say it’s not for everyone, there’s a lot of swearing and a fair bit of violence and it makes a LOT of movie references. Especially horror movie references. There are a lot of UK actors that make at least cameo appearances too if you are familiar with Little Britain (Matt Lucas) or The Office (Martin Freeman).

Now I want to see From Dusk till Shaun!

This is a very funny, witty, clever film, sadly I think it will go over many people’s heads, but I think at SOME level it can be enjoyed by everyone.

I give it an excellent 9/10.

One of the funniest and most original movies I’ve seen for quite a long time.

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