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Xia Xue vs ShaolinTiger Round 3 – In Reply to the Comments

Well I said I’d address the comments, there was an overwhelming repsonse..looks like I’ve ‘won’ anyway.

I’ve taken down her cum shot picture, give her a little dignity, seen as though she mailed me and asked me to. She is a girl after all, even if she is a dumb, stuck-up, pretentious bitch.

From all sides of the story, Singaporeans defending Malaysia, Malaysians defending Singapore, people criticising my post and hating on Xia Xue at the same time, but very few people actually defending what Xia Xue said, maybe she’ll get the point now, what she did was wrong.

She is a ‘celebrity’ blogger, she does have media power, to quote Spiderman…

With great power comes great responsibility

The point is it’s not fair to compare Singapore and Malaysia, it’s not fair to make sweeping statements and it’s not cool or smart to make derogatory racist remarks.

Anyway apparently Miss Wendy Cheng has gone on Hiatus, finally she’s been knocked off her high horse and she might realise she should be a little careful what she says. She’s even changed the name of her blog

She whinges and protests about her treatment, but why doesn’t she do a little self-appraisal, people hate her for a reason, it’s not unjustified, they don’t dislike her because they feel like it.

It’s mirrored in the realm of real celebrities, there are some celebs people love to hate, there are some everyone just adores, it’s all about your attitude and how you portray yourself.

IF you want to be outspoken, insulting, mocking and condescending, them be prepared to take the heat. Ok to address the comments and the points made..


You have a lot of grammatic errors on your entry. Makes me wonder if you really are from UK.

Come to think of it, you are a foreigner? are you caucasian to begin with? i could suss out quite a few grammar mistakes from it. and its doesn’t sound so fluent

I never claimed this was a thesis or some deeply researched painstakingly written piece of classical literature.


I’ve seen some people blog and they pour over each paragraph again and again till it’s perfect, I just type the whole lot out in one shot, that’s it. I don’t think about it, sometimes I forumlate it before hand, but I certainly don’t give a shit about the grammar.

If that’s the best you can come up with you need to go back to flaming school. It was always said on Usenet, if you had to retort to picking on someones grammar or spelling then you really lacked the wit to counter with something more meaningful.

U malaysian sucks!!!!!!!

This was the quality of the average response from the Singaporean camp.

m’sia just fucking sucks.’nuff said.

Just keep your bloody mouth shut if you really know nut ok!!!!!!?Stupid malaysian!

two words..m’sia sucks…

it IS true that MALAYSIA SUCKS. what xiaxue’s opinion is doesnt matter, just that MALAYSIA SUCKS OMG

msia sucks big time. so fuck off

Well that’s enough, imagine that sort of thing another 300 times.

For those calling me a dumb Malaysian and whatever, learn to read please, I’m from the UK and I just happen to LIVE in Malaysia.

If you want to insult UK go ahead, there’s nothing you can say that would make me think Singapore is superior to UK, so why would I get worked up? Unlike when someone says Malaysia is better than Singapore…obviously a little too close to the truth?

Xia Xue was just expressing her opinion, why be so mean? Etc etc..

Actually come to think of it, its her blog. She can post what she likes, if that how she feels, why are you all getting so heated up? Cant you dislike something?If so, cant she blog about it??? Its her BLOG!!!! HER FREEDOM!

This is exactly the kind of point I was trying to make, change those words a little? This is how I feel, why are you getting so worked up about it? Can’t I dislike something or someone? If so can’t I blog about it? It’s MY blog? It’s my freedom.

I’m just expressing my opinion, maybe I’m a little harsher than her, but you don’t make points by being a pussy or messing around. Guns and bombs win wars, not diplomacy. Xia Xue should have considered her ‘opinion’ before she attacked KL.

Plus to quote Xia Xue:

If I look funny to you you can laugh at me too, I don’t give a shit.

Everyone was welcome to post/blog/comment/e-mail their opinion on me, I didn’t edit anything, censor comments or my post or change anything.

You stupid ang moh, what do you know go home

U fucking ang moh,talking cock with stupid brit accent,can’t make a living in uk, so come over to con ppl in malaysia..sucka

Hey people!just fuck care that STUPID ANG MOH!

Yeah what do I know, I’ve only lived in Malaysia 2 years..I’ve spent many months in Singapore, I’m a consultant so I travel all around Asia and I’ve travelled all around Europe. So I’d say, I can make a pretty fair judgement on any country or city from my previous experiences.

You are just riding on XX’s fame?

what a rude entry. you obviously have nothing to do but ride on xx’s fame.

Firstly, this guy is trying to ride XX’s fame.

she has the fame, nt you. how sad. dun get too jealous yupps?

Yeah so maybe I am? Are you jealous I did it before you? Or better than you ever could?

Or maybe I’m not, maybe I’m just expressing my opinion and trying to teach her a lesson she needs desperately to learn.

In Closing

Some people actually seemed to get my post, there was some very good and just commments from both Singaporeans and Malaysians.

For the sake of it I’ll apologise for calling you all incestuous, as a lot of you are obviously too dumb to work out why I did it, but there you go.

I don’t see the big deal anyway, you must feel it’s true.

If you said Brits are incestuous, I’d say so? Even we in UK tease other parts of the country about being sister-fuckers.

In US the rednecks are labelled as incestuous, in the UK in my experience many people from Pakistan married their second cousins due to the caste system, that’s incest no?

Really, stop being so anal, it’s 2005, being called incestuous is not so bad.

Malaysia is great, Singapore is too apparently, I just don’t personally like the place that much.

For all you ass nuggets that want to insult me, bring it on..Is that really the best you can do?

Anyway I pretty much declare Xia Xue and her fanboi’s OWNED, I win neh neh.

KL Doesn’t Suck – Dumb Tourists Suck – Merdeka!

Xia Xue vs ShaolinTiger – ROUND 2

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Xia Xue vs ShaolinTiger – ROUND 2

UPDATE – Please also read :

Xia Xue vs ShaolinTiger Round 3 – In Reply to the Comments

Xia Xue vs ShaolinTiger

Or is that Malaysia vs Singapore?

Or is that Singapore vs UK?

Well it looks like the show is on, do I get in the Guiness Book of Records for the most (dumb) comments on a single post?

I got Xia Xued

I got Xia Xued…I woke up and saw this:

People Online!

I was like OMFG what happened, xx must have linked to me..


No shit, she did, mostly Singaporeans too..


Calling for Support?

I thought it was pretty pathetic of her to call for support though, most the comments in her post about KL were against her, doesn’t that tell you something, a lot were from your own ‘supporters’ or blodgers or whatever mediawhore name you have come up with.

I still don’t find I wrote anything wrong in my KL post. All I did was to blog out my true experiences in KL. Can’t I not like a city without turning the whole city against me?


Ok well, back on point, allow me to address some of the things XX said and some of the things said in the comments. As most of the comments are in the same vein, I can answer them en masse, the most efficient method.

First of all, in the original post Xia Xue said (This is a direct quote from her post).

I LAUGH AT ARAB WOMEN. Cannot meh? They do look funny what. If I look funny to you you can laugh at me too, I don’t give a shit. And besides, they ain’t reading this, so who cares.

I’m poking fun at her, like she pokes fun at others, she stated clearly she didn’t care, so what’s the big deal?

I photoshopped one of her pictures, nothing special right? She had photoshopped plenty of unsuspecting victims, I’m sure she didn’t ask their permission.

It’s not like I did something like this:


Pic removed, give the girl some dignity..

Source: Hardwarezone “Eat-Drink-Man-Woman” Forums

The Incest Issue

You must be pretty dumb if you really think what I said was meant to be taken seriously, for one the majority of people in Singapore are of Chinese descent, this means they can’t marry someone with the same surname as themselves according to Chinese culture, so incest is ruled out pretty quickly right?

It was an overboard statement meant aimed at HER overboard statements and generalisation (see below), yes I just did it with more style, I am a seasoned troll. If you didn’t believe there was some truth in it, you wouldn’t be so offended by it. It just shows the mindset and viewpoint of Singaporeans when they reply in the manner they did in my previous post.

What was wrong with what Xia Xue said?

Well obviously a lot of people disagree…I would say the ‘wrong’ parts were:

It sucked because of the bloody KL-ians are a bunch of rude, uncivilised, ti ko (for men) and worst of all, DISHONEST people

Yeah this is fair and nice, and not a generalisation at all.

After we alighted we still didn’t know where the damned street is, so we asked people. This Malay fucker just stared at me (in a rude manner) when I asked him politely!

A little racist no?

Welcome to Petaling Street, where if you ain’t cheated, you didn’t come here yet.

Sweeping statement, wear a tourist sign on your head, you’ll get conned 馃檪

Well, I wasn’t protected by our local police, and I have no idea how full of justice Malaysians are (I suspect not at all).

Go ahead and say it out loud, Malaysians are corrupt and blah blah..

As if the molesters are not enough, the vendors are mostly, like 90%, male. They are either young bengs, or bangalas. I don’t know if they are really bangalas but they look like they are.

Calling people Bangalas? (Btw it is Banglas) I may aswell call you a Chink? Racists terms are bad hmmkay.

Notice how we didn’t buy any clothes? KL’s fashion sucks leh

Another sweeping generalisation, how many places did you go to? Oh yeah just a few, and KL fashion sucks?

In a while we saw our pretty, neat streets, so brightly lit by our clean, working lamps…

Changi airport… So clean, so developed, so thoroughly lovely.

Please more disparaging remarks about how Singapore is superior to Malaysia, let’s compare your 30 year old Changi to KLIA please..

But at least I am back home. Home, where the toilets’ flushes works, our cabbies are honest, our men are not (so openly) lecherous, our roads are not jammed everyday, our bus and MRT brings us everywhere smoothly, our sale staff are generally polite, our food is clean, there is internet access, no stepping on chewing gum, our water can be drunk from the tap, and our govt, although highly controlling… ARE DOING THEIR JOB instead of getting sodomized.

So saying that the Malaysian government suck because they are busy getting sodomised? That’s not offensive no?

Now I’m sorry Xia Xue, but to me you are pretty much a spokesperson for Singapore, yes it’s ‘just’ a blog, but you do have a large readership and International appeal (apparently), so shouldn’t you be a little responsible when posting your opinions?

Yes what you posted my have been true for your experience, but you can voice some things with a little tact and diplomacy, you should be intelligent enough to know that there is already tension between the countries, making such disparaging remarks just serves to inflame the situation.

I would say most the people that came here to defend you didn’t even read your post properly, nor mine, they are making baseless insults in a true fanboi style.

And BTW XX, fanboi is not a gender dependant term, it means any person or whatever hopelessly devoted to something beyond logical reason.

It’s funny aswell the Malaysians that posted on the XX topic about KL posted good advice, and were generally polite, some were insulting, but they were (rightfully) pissed.

The Singaporeans who come here just retort to childish name calling and ignorant statements about Malaysia (most showing pure stupidity, and many showing they haven’t even read the 2 posts in question).

I also noted that although I got a huge influx of traffic and comments, many were anti-xia-xue and not pro, not many actually defended her post, they just ranted about the fact I called them incestuous, duh, get a grip yeah, if you have nothing to hide why keep going on about it?


Argh so many more things I want to say, the net was down all morning and I have to go to some seminar now, and I haven’t had lunch yet (poor me).

Many of the follow-up posts I saw on this topic were supporting me and not xia xue, actually all but 1-2 like this one with a photoshop of me (no it doesn’t offend me at all)..

Retarded Eurotrash

I find this whole thing laugable to say the least, but I’m enjoying it, haven’t had a good dose of napalm in the morning since the days of Usenet.

Singapore had good points and bad points.

Malaysia has good points and bad points.

It’s not fair to compare the two, I may aswell compare UK and Singapore.

Anyway this post is already too long, I’ll address the comments in my next post.

UPDATE – Please also read :

Xia Xue vs ShaolinTiger Round 3 – In Reply to the Comments

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Blogging is not a crime – Comment liability.

Are you liable for the comments other people post on your blog? That’s the question at hand..

The issue has come up previously in regards to Internet Forums (Bulletin Boards) and Newsgroups (including those stored on-line like Dejanews – now Google Groups).

Someone is being sued for the comments SOMEONE ELSE made on his blog..

Aaron is being sued over comments left on his blog by his readers about a notoriously unsavoury company called Traffic Power, or 1p. Within the Search industry, these people are regarded as the lowest of the low, and if you dig through some of those Search results, or the links at the bottom of this post, you’ll find all the gory details. Suffice to say, they are considered theives and villains by the overwhelming majority of the Search Marketing community.

Full story is here: NOTICE! YOU HAVE BEEN SUED

There have been a lot of suings going on over Internet and newsgroups post by the Scientology folks aswell, they are a very aggressive organisation.

Activist Keith Henson was sued for posting a portion of Scientology’s writings to the Internet. Henson defended himself in court without a lawyer, while at the same time he carried out protests and pickets against Scientology. The court found that Henson had committed copyright infringement, though the damage award against Henson was immense: $150,000

I actually almost got sued before for posting libelous information about a company of spammers on a very high traffic website I happened to own, and posting some stupid things on Usenet too, I was kind of pissed.

Be very careful what you write online.

Yahoo was sued before for content posted by others on it’s message boards too.

Yahoo Sued over Message Board Posts

An attorney has sued Yahoo (Nasdaq: YHOO) Latest News about Yahoo, charging the portal didn’t do enough to help him stop personal attacks against him on its message boards. He hopes to make the suit a class action.

I’ll be following this story, and I recommend you do to.

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The 100 rudest place names in the UK

I don’t know if any other countries suffer from this phenomenom, but well in UK there are a lot of street names with double entendres or plain out rude meanings (mostly due to evolution of language and changing meanings of words).

Like there is a place in UK called Scunthorpe, which isn’t actually rude, but it gets banned by a lot of basic word filters due to a word in the midst of it.

I saw an interesting article funnily enough on

Spital-in-the-street is usually the butt of schoolboy jokes, but the oddly named village has found fame in the pages of a new book.

Rude Britain is a 100-long list of the country’s most double entendre-riddled towns, villages and streets. North Lincolnshire’s entry slipped in at number 69, sandwiched between Snatchup in Hertfordshire, and Shingay cum Wendy, Buckinghamshire.

I’ve actually seen quite a few of these myself, as I’ve been to Minge Lane, it’s not far from my house and Menlove Avenue is one of the main roads in Liverpool (At least it’s not Boylove Avenue eh?).

You might not get some of them, as a lot are English slang swear words like Minge, Twat Bell-end and Muff.

If you aren’t sure of some of the meanings, you can ask me or just look it up in Urban Dictionary[/url].

Here is the full list:

100 Jeffries Passage, Surrey

99 Prince Albert Court, Surrey

98 Nork Rise, Surrey

97 Brown Willy, Cornwall

96 Great Tosson, Northumberland

95 Trump Street, London

94 St. Mellons, Cardiff

93 Percy Passage, London

92 Booty Lane, North Yorkshire

91 Nether Wallop, Hampshire

90 Honeypot Lane, Leicestershire

89 Mudchute, London

88 Juggs Close, East Sussex

87 Cockermouth Green, Newcastle

86 Six Mile Bottom, Cambridgeshire

85 Cock and Bell Lane, Suffolk

84 Little Bushey Lane, Hertfordshire

83 Titlington Mount, Northumberland

82 Slippery Lane, Staffordshire

81 Hooker Road, Norwich

80 Cumloden Court, Dumfries and Galloway

79 Tinkerbush Lane, Oxfordshire

78 Ugley, Essex

77 Pratts Bottom, Kent

76 Ramsbottom Lane, Greater Manchester

75 Prickwillow, Cambridgeshire

74 Old Sodbury, Gloucestershire

73 Upper Dicker, East Sussex

72 Swell, Somerset

71 Bladda, Paisley

70 Snatchup, Hertfordshire

69 Spital in the Street, Lincolnshire

68 Shingay cum Wendy, Buckinghamshire

67 Pump Alley, Middlesex

66 Old Sodom Lane, Wiltshire

65 Long Lover Lane, Halifax

64 East Breast, Inverclyde

63 Dicks Mount, Suffolk

62 Staines , Surrey

61 Crapstone, Devon

60 Three Cocks, Powys

59 Feltwell, Norfolk

58 Pant, Shropshire

57 Balls Cross, West Sussex

56 Ogle Close, Merseyside

55 Friars Entry, Oxfordshire

54 North Piddle, Worcestershire

53 Mincing Lane, London

52 Bottoms Fold, Lancashire

51 Backside Lane, Oxfordshire

50 Winkle Street, Southampton

49 Wham Bottom Lane, Lancashire

48 Upperthong, West Yorkshire

47 Tosside, Lancashire

46 The Furry, Cornwall

45 Lower Swell, Gloucestershire

44 Lickers Lane, Merseyside

43 Honey Knob Hill, Wiltshire

42 Boghead, Ayrshire

41 The Bush, Buckinghamshire

40 Hill o’Many Stanes, Scotland

39 Grope Lane, Shropshire

38 Willey, Warwickshire

37 Happy Bottom, Dorset

36 Feltham Close, Hampshire

35 The Knob, Oxfordshire

34 Menlove Avenue, Liverpool

33 Titty Ho, Northamptonshire

32 Crotch Cresent, Oxfordshire

31 Blairmuckhole & Forestdyke road, Lanarkshire

30 Pant-y-Felin Road, Swansea

29 Beef Lane, Oxfordshire

28 Merkins Avenue, West Dumbartonshire

27 Pork Lane, Essex

26 Moisty Lane, Staffordshire

25 Wetwang, East Yorkshire

24 Scratchy Bottom, Dorset

23 Swallow Passage, London

22 Lickey End, Worcestershire

21 Bitchfield, Lincolnshire

20 Spanker Lane, Derbyshire

19 Rimswell, East Riding of Yorkshire

18 Lickfold, West Sussex

17 Dick Court, Lanarkshire

16 Beaver Close, Surrey

15 Fanny Avenue, Derbyshire

14 Cockshoot Close, Oxfordshire

13 Inchinnan Drive, Renfrewshire

12 Fanny Hands Lane, Lincolnshire

11 Hole of Horcum, North Yorkshire,

10 Slag Lane, Merseyside

9 Shitterton, Dorset

8 Back Passage, London

7 Fingringhoe, Essex

6 Muff, Northern Ireland

5 Sandy Balls, Hampshire

4 Twatt, Orkney

3 Bell End, Birmingham

2 Minge Lane, Worcestershire

1 Cocks, Cornwall

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