Archive | July, 2005

Random Ramblings – Poppy sucks ass

The London Tragedy[/url] has put a sad edge on things, kinda depressing.

At least 50 dead and 700+ injuries..

We are not afraid.[/url]

I am still missing my camera, and having withdrawals from not taking pictures..

There is a few movies out I want to see, Initial D, Unleashed and coming soon Seven Swords and Myth (Perhaps Fantastic 4 aswell)..

Guess I better do something constructive today like go shopping.

Went to Poppy last night, after hearing so much about it for so long from FireAngel, I thought it must be good.

Turns out it’s complete shite, half open air concept with no air con, sweaty with the worst DJ in the world who played the same beat all night, like a 5 hour warm-up set, just makes you feel sleepy..yeah play the same songs more often please LEARN HOW TO WORK THE CROWD MOTHERFUCKER.

FA[/url] and Suanie[/url] FFK’ed us, but God[/url] and Kim[/url] were there, was kinda zz, hate going clubbing on Friday nights, no energy, lack of sleep.

Anyway better go and do something, like EAT!

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London Bridge is Burning down…


Bombing London on such a joyous day, I was going to blog about the great news of London winning the Olympic bid for 2012, beating the stinky garlic munching hairy arm-pitted frogs of gay paris by 4 votes..

But how can I when my country has just been blown to shit.

It’s pretty sick aswell, coinciding with the start of the G8 summit in Scotland

According to the latest news, there were 4 blasts, all targeting public transport during rush hour…

Currently known as 2 dead and a LOT injured, maybe more than 300, am not sure as of now..ITN is reporting up to 40 dead..

Blogs responded to the blast quickly as due to congestion the cellular networks were down..

As I’ve been saying blogs are the new media..

Jeff Ooi also has some coverage on this.

Injured people, bloody and covered in soot were seen coming out of the tube stations..

We always said if they hit, they’ll hit the underground…I didn’t except the buses too..

A group calling itself “The Secret Organization of al-Qaida in Europe” posted a claim of responsibility for the blasts, saying they were in retaliation for Britain’s involvement in Iraq and Afghanistan. The Web statement, republished on the site of the German magazine Der Spiegel, could not be immediately confirmed.

The full statement:

In the name of God, the merciful, the compassionate, may peace be upon the cheerful one and undaunted fighter, Prophet Muhammad, God’s peace be upon him.

Nation of Islam and Arab nation: Rejoice for it is time to take revenge against the British Zionist Crusader government in retaliation for the massacres Britain is committing in Iraq and Afghanistan. The heroic mujahideen have carried out a blessed raid in London. Britain is now burning with fear, terror and panic in its northern, southern, eastern, and western quarters.

We have repeatedly warned the British Government and people. We have fulfilled our promise and carried out our blessed military raid in Britain after our mujahideen exerted strenuous efforts over a long period of time to ensure the success of the raid.

We continue to warn the governments of Denmark and Italy and all the Crusader governments that they will be punished in the same way if they do not withdraw their troops from Iraq and Afghanistan. He who warns is excused.

God says: “You who believe: If ye will aid (the cause of) Allah, He will aid you, and plant your feet firmly.”

Makes me feel sick to my stomach.

Good summary from a UK blog HERE.

For all those that SMS’ed me, thanks for caring, yes it feels horrible and my family are all ok, we are near Birmingham, so well out of the way of London.


What more can I say? Apart from..MAN THIS IS FUCKED.

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Waking up on the right side of bed – I’m a night person..

It does a soul good
To see the sun beamin’
Now I continue my walk
Do a bit o’ day dreamin’.

Ray O’ Sunshine by Ruth Norman

It’s a pretty rare occasion I wake up before my alarm not feeling like I’m about to die, especially on boring long, drawn out projects like my present one, which tend to suck every drop of willingless to live out of my body and remove any motivation to get my ass off my comfy coconut fibre mattress.

Usually I wake up like arghhhwtfomgbbqplz IT CAN’T BE MORNING ALREADY!!

I am a night person though, it may be biorhythms or something, I thought it would be different in Malaysia as I’m in a different timezone, so it’s not…

Perhaps I’m just a lazy bastard that likes to sleep a lot?

I am totally more alert at night though I have more brain activity, more creativity, more energy, everything..

By 11pm I’m usually wide awake, so sometimes I have trouble sleeping at midnight or before 1am..

From what I’ve seen most geeks seem to be like that…I always much prefered doing complicated things in the middle of the night, or doing things that require a lot of thought or concentration…for one the above, I am more alert, also there are no distractions, there’s nothing on TV, there’s no noise, it’s quite and dark and cooling..ideal time to hack away at something.

Still for some reason I woke up this morning at 7.30 like wide awake, akin to being hit with a beautiful ray of sunshine…I was even shocked myself as to why and what the hell was happening..

So I got up and grabbed a coffee and surfed for a while, it was nice..

And here I am at work, I still don’t feel as horribly listless and depressed as I have every other day on this project though, I guess it’s just one of those good days, and I’m in a good mood..

I did have a great dinner last night though, impromtu beer and too much food session at Chili’s Bangsar..with a bunch of hot chicks, people seem to keep commenting I’m always surrounded by chicks…must be my metrosexuality[/url]!

There was me, Suanie[/url], Mata Kecik[/url], FireAngel[/url] and Kimberlycun[/url]..

We had plenty of beers, LOADS of food, ok too much food and LOADS of laughs, was pretty hilarious, I had great fun.

Need to start eating less and get my flat (not fat) arse to the gym, am starting to feel noticeably unfit..

Don’t worry though, no cause for alarm, I still look hot, bwahahha (beh paiseh)..

Have a great day, I love you all 😛

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War of the Worlds – Half a classic?

Ray Ferrier is a working class man living in New Jersey. He’s estranged from his family, his life isn’t in order, and he’s too caught up with himself. But the unthinkable and, ultimately, the unexpected happens to him in an extraordinary sense. His small town life is shaken violently by the arrival of destructive intruders: Aliens which have come en masse to destroy Earth. As they plow through the country in a wave of mass destruction and violence, Ray must come to the defense of his children. As the world must fend for itself by a new and very advanced enemy not of this world, it’s inhabitants must save humanity from a far greater force that threatens to destroy it.


This was *almost* a great movie, I mean really really great, a classic, for the first 2 acts, the first half it was gripping, emotional, scary, involving and just great to watch (Especially on a THX screen!)..

There was another War of the Worlds made in 1953[/url], which although not totally faithful to the book was better than this one, especially for it’s time it was definately one of the best Sci-Fi movies made….BTW the grandparents at the end, they are the original actor and actress from the 1953 movie.

Speilberg has the power to make any movie he want and he comes out with this pap.

The movie seems to almost grind to a halt and change tone half way through…The special effects stopped pretty much, and 1/4 of the movie was wasted in a freaking basement, where I almost fell asleep, then after that it was just the most horribly sickeningly syphillitic cheese dick ending.

It was almost like they ran out of budget..

Tom Cruise played the first half pretty well, as it suits him and his 2 expressions (Shock, and Gormless Shock)..he is well experienced in playing expressionless assholes..And he just spent all his time running..which he seems to do pretty well.

The special effects were mind blowing, they were so realistic, especially with the THX system shaking my bones, I actually felt scared during the first half, which is pretty rare, that’s how atmoshpheric it was and how well directed it was…truly chilling..

Then they got the basement scene, from then onwards the movie went downhill fast..Even the cellar scene with the alien probing lacked suspense and has totally been done better before. Tom Cruise became the hero type, which he isn’t supposed to be in this movie..

There was a lacking plot, a huge dollop of prime cheese sauce at the end and a lot of stupid shit that didn’t even make sense..


Why after the EMP kinda lightning thing, did that guys camcorder still work?

Why after the huge devastation and multiple plane crashes there was still a neat lane for Cruise to drive out of in his undamaged MPV?

Why were the force fields off? Because the aliens were ill, they just like switched off?

Why can the super high-tech robot probe thing not detect people whispering a few feet away but seems to notice everything else?

The burning train did rock my socks though..

There is a lot of character development at the beginning…but then it just stops too, you end up not really caring for the characters..

Plus the ending just dribbled away like a bout of mild diarrhea going down the drain, the aliens just caught a cold and died, how nice..

Why did he still have to be alive? That just was just TOO CHEESY, and the grandparents, in the untouched street with make-up and coiffured hair? WTF?!

It was kind of a roller-coaster for me though, I was expecting it to be bad, then it started out, I was like OMG THIS IS AWESOME, then it turned to shit after the cellar scene. *yawn*

It’s pretty hard, I mean nigh-on impossible to stick faithfully to the legendary book by Orson Wells, but still it could have been a GREAT movie.

Overall hard to rate….it’s worth watching, but once they get to the cellar feel free to leave as it’s just crap.

The first half would be an AWESOME 9/10
The second half would be absolute BABOON TURD 2/10

So overall something like 5/10

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Metrosexual or Homosexual? Where is the line?

It could just be down to vanity I guess, but well…

The typical metrosexual is a young man with money to spend, living in or within easy reach of a metropolis — because that’s where all the best shops, clubs, gyms and hairdressers are. He might be officially gay, straight or bisexual, but this is utterly immaterial because he has clearly taken himself as his own love object and pleasure as his sexual preference. Particular professions, such as modeling, waiting tables, media, pop music and, nowadays, sport, seem to attract them but, truth be told, like male vanity products and herpes, they’re pretty much everywhere.

Wikiepedia: MetroSexual

It’s a play on words from metropoliton hetersosexual, it’s come to mean guys more in touch with their ‘feminine’ sides, who care about their appearance and personal hygeine.

Queer Eye for the Straight Guy[/url] is a great series which tries to change typical slobby, style-deficient macho guys into new, trendy metro males. It’s like pluck that monobrow, shave that nose-hair, trim that back rug!

Monobrows/Unibrows are so NOT ON, even being a guy, I mean what’s the deal with looking like a neandrathal, pluck that motherfucker man.

On the same note, I found this very funny site:

Celebrating the Unity of your Eyebrows[/url]

Ok so how metro am I?

I’m definately not homo…but am I metrosexual?

[*]I own and use moisturiser
[*]I know what ‘Cleanse, Tone, Moisturise’ means
[*]I own facial wash
[*]I use hair conditioner
[*]I own cotton pads
[*]I have used toner in the past
[*]I care about what I wear (although I’m not a designer label whore)
[*]I don’t like football really
[*]I don’t like F-1 at all
[*]I can cook
[*]I keep my appartment clean
[*]I can iron
[*]I enjoy shopping
[*]I can understand people’s ‘feelings'[/list]
Or am I not metro:

[*]I’ve never paid for a facial, manicure or pedicure (I’ve had a facial, but it was when my aunt was practising for her beautician exams)
[*]I am uber prosu hairy
[*]I burp in public
[*]I like beer & liquor (I don’t drink bitch piss like Bacardi Breezers or wtf)
[*]I like geeky stuff
[*]I get my hair cut at the Indian barber, not some poncy salon
[*]I don’t really give a fuck about most peoples ‘feelings'[/list]
I remember vaguely using foundation once when I was about 15 to cover a huge spot I had when I was going to my High School graduation ball…I can’t remember though if I rubbed it off or kept it on!

I have never waxed any part of my body, nor do I intend to.

One thing, I’m definately not as faggish as Superstar Bryan[/url] our idol 🙂

Do you guys have moisturiser? Do you use conditioner? Have you done anything you wouldn’t tell your ‘macho’ friends about?

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Appreciate the Shaolin chamber of BHUT SECKS!

Hmmm, more strange mails in the land of Shaolin..

hey .. listen we were .. well i have no clue how we got to your website but we did .. and we were looking at ur pictures and shit .. and by we i mean me(Zach) erica, jed, sexy lexy, and matt .. ohh yeah we were lookin for fred durst sex type and we found ur site .. osrry we are all fucked up .. but we wanted tot ell u that we all think u are hott .. and some of ur friends are too .. but yeah .. we dont know if ur gay or straight or anything .. but it\’s like we care or that it matters .. lol .. but either way gay or straight .. ur hott and anyone of us would have sex with you .. =) .. IN A FUCKIN HEARTBEAT!!!!! .. lol .. but yeah .. u dont have to e-mail me back if u dont wanna .. but we will be upset if u dont .. okay .. we gotta bounce .. gotta get to the bar .. peace man least there seems to be some female names there, not so worrying.

Not the first time either

hello i just wanted to say what a nice site lot of info an pic an yus u are cute to dont t ake it the wrong way lol i’m from trinidad .. caribbean u should try down on this side some time u will love it

Will love it? Will love what exactly? Getting a big black caribbean sausage in my ass crack?


No thanks..

What it is anyway, is it because I’m hairy? Or I’m metrosexual? Or er I dunno?

Anyway it’s Monday, I had a crazy hectic weekend, I’m starting to get withdrawals from having no camera to take pictures of food and I’m very sleepy…

I’ve been recommended the Panasonic FX-7 it looks sexy with its 2.5″ LCD screen and Leica lens.

After some research though I found out about the FX-8, which is basically the same thing, with a few tweaks and a much extended battery life (The major gripe people had with the FX-7 was the short battery life).

It looks sexar too and it’s damn small (About the size of a pack of playing cards)

Better go sleep anyway, er I mean work..

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Awesome Logo Quiz! See how you score..

This is awesome, I managed to get about 72, some of them are pretty obscure, and a lot seem to be from UK products (including banks, British Telecom etc..)

So it might be a little harder for people outside UK, am not sure though, the majority are international brands.

If you know your car badges, you’re already doing well.

Alchohol a few more 🙂

Check it out and see what you score!

Logo Quiz

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