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And so I'm going to bed so I don't slip in the waterfall tomorrow and drown (my camera..).

Hoho.

That's all the update you are getting ok.

I get ridiculous e-mails all the time, quite often asking me to do things - hello are blogs the new free media? I don't think so, you want space here baby - you better pay! Unless you are a charitable cause like saving the rhinos then you just have to ask.

Anyway that's beside the point, I've had some ridiculously stupid e-mails later...more than normal. I've deleted most of them as they give me a headache trying to decipher them..but here are a couple - let me know if you can work out the meaning.

From NewYorky

helo shaolin tiger..i just found your blog through yahooo searching. I would
like to reply post in your colume. How to reply post in your colume, can u
please direct me the correct way. Thanks alot.
NewYorky
Malaysian-In Indonesia now

From Derry

To it may concern,
im a degree student and looking for a reseach to do for my my dessertation
or final project since im very much interested in yout company,mabye i
could assist you in doing a reseach.can i no more about ur company or
events u have made recently.i would very much apriciated.thanx.pls reply to
the above mail.

What drugs are these people taking?

And more importantly, where can I get some?!

And a lot of others things too.

I guess as life goes on things change and you tend to spend your time doing different things. For me it seems to be almost obsessive, I get totally absorbed by things and can't stop it until I've gone to the highest level I can take it...which is usually pretty high.

It's been a while since I've eaten crab over at that place we always used to go, it used to be a regular occasion.

So did dinner together.

So did Asia Cafe before that.

So did Horus before that.

So did Diving before that.

Times do change, so do people - if it's good or bad I'm not really sure.

I think I've changed too, I'm pretty sure I'm not as much of an asshole as I used to be...well at least I think so

Perhaps I'm getting old.

It's odd how the dynamics of friendships change too when people get into relationships, especially serious ones. Or even when they move to a different area, groups of friends change, the way things are change.

Sometimes I do miss things, but then again I appreciate how things are now - I've found something I really love in Photography, a way to express myself again seen as though I've gotten bored of Hacking.

Career wise things have changed a lot too, definitely for the better.

The last company was eating me up, making me angry, burning my time, rotting my motivation - until I took back control.

I heard recently they haven't paid the staff for the last 2 months, so it looks like I made the right decision.

Anyway my motivation is coming back and I'm starting to get things done, next thing on the list is to revamp this site...it's underway already.

After that get my photography portfolio online, domain is already registered and the site is 50% developed, it should be coming soon..business cards are being printed for that too.

Perhaps this photography thing might lend a nice little side income.

Someone said I should write more interesting things..

Someone said I should write more about me..

Someone said I should cuss other people more..

Which makes me wonder am I interesting actually, what do you want to know about me?

So, I give you, my dear readers, this chance to ask me a question.

1 question each please, try and make sure the question has not already been answered.

If it's an interesting topic that I haven't already answered in my blog, I'll dedicate a whole post to it.

If it's an interesting topic I've already answered, I'll direct you to the post.

If it's something that requires a short answer I'll either answer in the comments or do 1 post with all the short answers.

So there you go, ask away.

Whatever you like, you can ask something about me, or my life here, or my life in Malaysia, or my opinion on something. Be imaginative!

In between these 'interesting posts' I shall continue to post my lame pictures and talk about food, because I like

Wakka?

Christine Vinokurow to me

Dec 21 (6 days ago)

Christine Vinokurow wrote:
I want to know how to fuck guys for money???

Website:
IP: 216.234.114.xx

Yes I am interested to know why she thought I might know how.

And I'm wondering how many guys are gonna ask me for her email address

Seriously..

Keys? Ok..

Bicycle...hmm...? Ok..

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU 'LOSE' A PHOTOSTAT MACHINE?!?

Some people are beyond me.

"Oh dear, I think the photocopier dropped out of my pocket on the stairs?"

You might have thought people would go online and check out the definitions of any acronyms they put in their company names no?

OH EM GEE

Good job..

Honestly, it doesn't give me much faith in a marketing or new media company that uses a name like this without knowing the meaning.

Will it be WTF MEDIA next? Or GFY MARKETING?

Yeah shit..

It's gone.

I SAID DONT TOUCH MY VODKA

It's passed onto a safer place, it'll be happy in my alchohol graveyard

This post was brought to in a Vodka-ish FireAngel way and a alchoholic Paul Tan way, yeah seriously...

Yeah STFU.