.: ShaolinTiger - Kung-Fu Geekery :.

I get ridiculous e-mails all the time, quite often asking me to do things - hello are blogs the new free media? I don't think so, you want space here baby - you better pay! Unless you are a charitable cause like saving the rhinos then you just have to ask.

Anyway that's beside the point, I've had some ridiculously stupid e-mails later...more than normal. I've deleted most of them as they give me a headache trying to decipher them..but here are a couple - let me know if you can work out the meaning.

From NewYorky

helo shaolin tiger..i just found your blog through yahooo searching. I would
like to reply post in your colume. How to reply post in your colume, can u
please direct me the correct way. Thanks alot.
NewYorky
Malaysian-In Indonesia now

From Derry

To it may concern,
im a degree student and looking for a reseach to do for my my dessertation
or final project since im very much interested in yout company,mabye i
could assist you in doing a reseach.can i no more about ur company or
events u have made recently.i would very much apriciated.thanx.pls reply to
the above mail.

What drugs are these people taking?

And more importantly, where can I get some?!