The RAGE
Sometimes I feel the rage.
Today I felt the rage.
Someone cut me up on the LDP, so I tailed him all the way home, my rage was approximately 1500000%.
Yesterday I felt sever rage as my ping fluctuated between, bad (800ms) and fucking aweful (1400ms).
I felt severe rage as the Streamyx Dumbnician (I refuse to call them Technicians, as they about as Technical as my gran) patronised me with things like..
Dumbnician: Open the command prompt
Me: What for? It's already open anyway
Dumbnician: Ok, so open the command prompt
Me: Ok what do you wan't me to do?
Dumbnician: Type i p c o n f i g...
Me: Yeah but what do you want me to do? Renew the IP? Flush the DNS Resolver Cache?
Dumbnician: Type i p c o n f i g / f l u s h d n s
Me: But I don't have any DNS issues, I can resolve sites just fine, I'm getting 70-80% packet loss and extremely bad routing even within the Streamyx network.
Dumbnician: Ok you need to reboot your modem.
Me: Sorry, but FUCK YOU.
I had rage, bad rage, serious rage, green bulging muscle vein pulsating on my head rage.
Approximately 11000100000000000% of rage.
Yeah I know, that's a LOT of rage.
I seem to be getting the rage quite a lot lately.
Some people just give me the rage, for example:
a) People who patronise me
b) Babblemouths
c) Ignorant drivers (people who ride between 2 lanes, people who hog the express lane, people who don't indicate)
d) Noisy eaters (Go and eat in your cave if you want to chew your food with your mouth open you fucking neanderthal)
d) Busybody good for nothings that talk behind your back to YOUR friends when it's non of their business, they need to get their OWN lives
e) People who flood PPS with crap
f) Student loan company that wants proof of my sustenance
g) People that support or follow Xiaxue because they think it'll make them 'famous' or get them more friends or something
h) Blog police, and those that are holier than thou
i) People who aren't civic minded and care not for the environment
j) People who expect because you work in IT you can fix everything under the sun, including once the fucking TOASTER
k) Sexually frustrated online hard-men like Tim Yang
l) The person who invented the Malaysian Summons system
m) People that are 'Vegetarian' for moral reasons but eat fake meat and wear leather shoes
n) People that try and shove their religion down other people's throats
o) People that misunderstand the word hacker and think hackers deface web pages
Hmm that's a lot of rage, it almost gets to p in the alphabet, and that's only people, not things..
Mostly I don't get the rage, but when I do, I want to hurt people.
I want to rip their faces off and eat them with some nice spicy salsa.
Maybe I'll go to the Gym more and drink less Jim Beam, then maybe I'll have less rage?
What do you do when you have the RAGE?
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