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So here I was minding my own business when I heard about a post from FA that mentioned her, so I had a look at this blog, Kenny No-Coconuts did an aside about it before, Miniwhatever blogged about it too.

Well now it seems like it's my turn, this post is inspired by the alltime grand master of pain, Maddox, yeah he's my man! My little battles are nothing in comparison to his intergalatic missions of destruction.

Inspired, outraged, nihilistic STFUNESS of bombastic power, STEP AWAY FROM THE THESAURAS BITCH.

To quote:

Ever wanted to become a trashy internet cam whore, but you just don't know how? Tired of earning money for things the honest way? If you're shameless and conceited enough, then the exciting world of online prostitution may be for you. It's hard at first, but don't get discouraged. Being a cranky bitch and undressing yourself in front of a cam for middle-aged men isn't as easy as it seems.

There's so many of these cheesy fucking fancy letters on my pictures, look at me, write about me, look at me more, flash my titties blogs around now.

Of course Joyce The Fairy did the whole cool writing on pictures things first, and best, with style.

Now comes Emo, angsty, juvenial rich kids whinging about their losses..MUST BE EMO.

I just found out about the JasMANn school of blogging.

The EMO Face : Maddox vs JasMANn

Don't smile, it's not COOL!

From: Monochroma Fantastique

The Intellectual EMO Glasses : Maddox vs JasMANn

No pseudo-intellectual is complete without a pair of ultra-hip "EMO" glasses. Just put them on and let the smart vibes flow. A mere glance and people will be able to tell that you're the type of person who reads Dostoevsky.

Or if you are JasMANn, just quote some pretentious song lyrics no one has heard of and no one cares about.

I fucking hate these stupid thick rim canadian emo glasses, BURN THEM YOU ASSHOLES.

From: Please Insert Brain

The Stupid EMO Poetry : Maddox vs JasMANn

Maddox:

fire... burning... agony...
sultry shivers of a dark essence
why am i tortured with this nihilistic existence?
bitter... darkness... despair.

JasMANn:

i will not love
i will settle for lust
pure unrestrained stringless lust
that way when the scissors fall like an executioner's axe,
i won't cut myself away into a chasm of dissapointment and endless hopelessness and dissapointment

From: Slit My Wrists

Can't write? Don't worry just Whore yourself!

It seems like..

"Oh I can't get readers, cos I can't write, so I'll get my titties out, simulate some blowjobs and get a bunch of horny net nerds to boost my traffic! Then I'll reply every comment with a new comment to boost my comment count, w00t, profit!"

I'm spoilt and you know it, clap your hands!

"And I must mention I'm rich and privileged in every post, oh of course I pretend I'm poor now and then and ask people to buy me stuff, I must play on my flaws, such as fake dyslexia and ADD (ADD is the 'IN' condition now, get some Ritalin now! It used to be in to be manic depressive)."

There you go JasMANn (Sorry I can't spell I'm dyslexic) - Seen as though you crave attention, a whole post dedicated to you If I didn't have ADD I'd make the post longer, but sorry I can't concentrate on you for any longer.

Credits to Maddox: How to be an Obnoxious Cam Whore