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Ok so I came home....and I found the kittehs hunched up in the same little space between the grill and the glass door, no doubt if the glass door had been open a crack they would have squeezed into the house again and sat on my speaker in the lovely smelly warm place next to my sofa.

So I got a conscience somewhere along the way...and made them a little house from an Amazon.com box and an old t-shirt.

They were a bit wary of the box when I introduced it to them..

Then when I opened the grill they went outside, one just sat in the middle and went back to sleep...so cool!

I put the box outside and poured them a small saucer of milk..

And left them to it, I'm not sure if they were using the box, 2 of them were in it last time I checked, but I think they don't like it facing outwards..

Anyway when I was hoovering the dust up it scared the hell of out them, so they ran to the other end of the balcony, I turned the box to face inwards then...so I think they are using it now.

It's pitch black but I can't see them on the balcony, so I guess they must be inside the box.

Will check up on em tomorrow!

Kittehz for the win!

Btw if you don't get some of the references in these last two posts...you need to check out I can haz cheeseburger.

And the latest blend of two Internet meme's Post Secret and lolcatz....we get lolsecretz (your sekret gived us lolz!!)

I came home from work as normal, I'd left the patio door open slightly to air the place while I was out as it's been humid the last few days it was a bit stuffy.

Anyway...I got home and went to shut the door and saw something on the floor, as it was all dark...I wasn't sure, but it looked like it was moving.

So I was like ZOMGWTFZ, anyway...I went to switch the light on and came back and found 3 little kittiez hunched up on my speaker stand against my sofa on my curtain tie..

Attack of teh Kitteh!

They were all out on the stand when I first saw them but by the time I got my camera the dark one had rammed himself under the sofa...he's shy.

They must have squeezed their tiny little heads under the grill and had a party in my house.

Damn cute this one, he's least scared of me.

Kitteh did pooped on your speakerz! Sorrehz

Their mom will still outside chillin.

Teh little kittehz was pretty freaked out by this huge hairy gorilla standing over them.

Before they freaked out..

Kittehz am chillin

And after!

Kitteh says NOz

Anyway they was cool, apart from one...which ran all the way under my sofa....so I had to take my hole living room apart to get him out and return all 3 to their mother outside.

Kitteh saiz LEAVEZ MEh!

So now I got a cat family living on me balcony...how nice.

Someone put some cat food there too so I guess they are gonna hang around.

Right, well, I mentioned the other day on my own blog that one of my cats has given birth, ye, that right the miracle of creation happened right here.... for 12 HOURS!!!!

Any way, wont go in to details but obviously these new mouths to feed are going to increase the food budget. So I have come up with a money saving plan. Spiced Kittens.

In a way I am lucky, because the mother quite enjoys spicy food, so we can start flavoring the kittens right now. If I feed her chillies with all her food the chillies should, in theory make it to the kittens.

Give it a couple of weeks of that and it should be like a marinade. Soft and tender spiced kittens. Failing that though once they reach a worth while size it will probably be worth stuffing them with more chillies before cooking.

To cook your own spicy kittens simply place your stuffed kittens on a baking tray and cook in a preheated oven at 200 degrees C for 20 to 25 minuets or until golden brown.

Its important to note that you should prepare you kittens as soon as possible, but depending on the size of dinner party and the size of your litter you may have to wait several weeks. In the even to using older kittens it is important you remove all hair, as any one knows that owns a cat, there is nothing worse then getting a cat hair in the back of your throat.