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What a man? Someone who can outgay BryanBoy? “I EXUBERATE FANTASTICISMS” Yeah, seriously, check this video out: Exuberating Fantasticisms! He’s a contestant on “So You Think You Can Dance?” You can check out his MySpace profile here: Ian Bernado Representing the Jews yah… “BeCWOS I’m the best!” Keeping that Brookyln accent real.

Just had to share this as was actually laughing out loud whilst reading it, it tries to answer the serious theological question of how homosexual animals reproduce. But shit, I found it hilarious. Male big horn sheep live in what are often called “homosexual societies.” They bond through genital licking and anal intercourse, which often [...]

Seriously.. Keys? Ok.. Bicycle…hmm…? Ok.. HOW THE FUCK DO YOU ‘LOSE’ A PHOTOSTAT MACHINE?!? Some people are beyond me. “Oh dear, I think the photocopier dropped out of my pocket on the stairs?”

At any local mamak near you… Cinapek1: GOALLLLLLLLL Cinapek2: WOOOAHHHHHH Cinapek1: Ah hor, wait ah, no goal no goal Cinapek2: Wat loh no goal hor? Cinapek1: It OUTSIDE Cinapek2: Huh, OUTSIDE?! Cinapek1: Yah OUTSIDE Cinapek2: Oh hor…yah OUTSIDE Cinapek1: Yah loh…OUTSIDE Together: Ah OUTSIDE OUTSIDE BTW USA vs Italy was probably the most exciting and [...]

The premise is to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and then supply a new definition. Following, for your enjoyment, are the best of this year’s new words. Remember, these are so new it will probably be 10 years before you can find one of them [...]

Fo.rtuito.us is something like an online penpals kind of site. The site is very simple, you sign up and are given a friend chosen randomly. Next, you have 4 days to get to know this person before you are asked to make a decision whether to keep them as your friend. Once you have made [...]

This is a really really funny story, I guess some of you may have read about it already. A computer expert has described his astonishment at seeing the BBC’s 24-hour news channel interview supposed taxi driver Guy Goma in the mistaken belief it was him. Guy Kewney – a white, bearded technology expert – was [...]

The waiter at Chili’s asked me after I ordered my Mushroom Swiss Burger. I was dumbfucked, like huh? What? Wait-ah:“What doneness do you want sir? For your Swiss Burger?” Moi: “Excuse me? I didn’t catch you? Wait-ah:“What doneness do you want?” I paused after this, my brain churning for a while as to what he [...]

You might have thought people would go online and check out the definitions of any acronyms they put in their company names no? OH EM GEE Good job.. Honestly, it doesn’t give me much faith in a marketing or new media company that uses a name like this without knowing the meaning. Will it be [...]

Is the radio signal so lousy in Malaysia that you really need 6 antennas to pick it up properly? Or did he think his car would go faster? Or is it just to look COOL? Sorry but in my books, he loses 1000000 cool points for this.. Bad, bad bad..fail, go home, do not collect [...]