.: ShaolinTiger - Kung-Fu Geekery :.

Yeah don't do it, it's teh wrong and bad.

Please don't drink and drive....you might spill your beer - that's a REAL crime.

The best comb-over in the history of the world.

Check out the transformation!

This is classic!

I heard Gwen is coming to KL, anyone watching?

That I've seen anyway, in UK I've seen some much cooler ones. But the system allows for more variety.

Somehow it reminds me of the unfortunately named Pen Island (http://www.penisland.net/).

TGIF!

..would you be worried?

I was.

(And no I didn't put it there)

An European tourist was visiting a temple in Singapore when he noticed two statues, a man and a woman by the altar.

He asked the monk what was the significance of the two.

The monk explained that in the Chinese belief of yin and yang, positives must always be balanced by negatives, and having the two statues ensures that the universal balance is maintained.

"This statue of the woman is the Goddess of Mercy, Kuan-Yin."

"What about the other one?" asked the tourist.

"This is the God of No Mercy, Kuan-Yew."

Christmas is coming the butter chickens are getting fat.

Merry xmas yo ho ho!

A young Indian guy moves to Montreal and goes to a big department store looking for a job. The manager asks, "Do you have any sales experience?"

The kid, "Yeah, I was a salesman back home". Well, the manager liked the young man, so he gave him the job. "You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you did, but let me give you a bit of advice. If a customer comes looking, say, for toothpaste, you might suggest for him a toothbrush, or shaving cream etc. you get the idea?" "Of course," the young man said.

His first day on the job was rough but he got through it. After the store was locked up, the manager came down. "How many sales did you make today?

The kid says, "One"

The manager groans, "Just one? Our sales people average 20 or 30 sales a day. How much was the sale for?"

The kid says, "$101, 237.64."

The manager exclaims, "What? $ 101,237.64? What did you sell him?"

The kid, "First I sold him a small fish hook. Then I soldhim a medium fishhook. Then I sold him a larger fishhook. Then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing, and he said down at the coast, so I told him he was going to need a boat, so we went down to the boat department, and I sold him that twin engine Chris Craft. Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I Took him down to the automotive department and sold him
that 4X4 Pajero."

The manager says "You mean a guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a boat and truck?!"

The kid, "No, no, no, he came in here to buy a box of Kotex for his wife and I said, "Well, since your weekend's already screwed up,you might as well go fishing."

What a man?

Someone who can outgay BryanBoy?

"I EXUBERATE FANTASTICISMS"

Yeah, seriously, check this video out:

Exuberating Fantasticisms!

He's a contestant on "So You Think You Can Dance?"

You can check out his MySpace profile here:

Ian Bernado

Representing the Jews yah...

"BeCWOS I'm the best!"

Keeping that Brookyln accent real.

Just had to share this as was actually laughing out loud whilst reading it, it tries to answer the serious theological question of how homosexual animals reproduce.

But shit, I found it hilarious.

Male big horn sheep live in what are often called "homosexual societies." They bond through genital licking and anal intercourse, which often ends in ejaculation. If a male sheep chooses to not have gay sex, it becomes a social outcast. Ironically, scientists call such straight-laced males "effeminate."

Heterophobic society?

And...

Male bonobos engage in "penis fencing," which leads, surprisingly enough, to ejaculation. They also give each other genital massages.

Penis FENCING?! ROFL

Check it out at Seed Magazine.