Ian Bernado – I EXUBERATE FANTASTICISMS
What a man? Someone who can outgay BryanBoy? "I EXUBERATE FANTASTICISMS" Yeah, seriously, check this video out: Exuberating Fantasticisms! He's a contestant on "So You Think You Can Dance?" You can check out his MySpace profile here: Ian Bernado Representing the Jews yah... "BeCWOS I'm the best!" Keeping that Brookyln accent real.
12 commentsBBC Gets Wrong Man and Gives Cabbie 5 Minutes of Fame
This is a really really funny story, I guess some of you may have read about it already. A computer expert has described his astonishment at seeing the BBC's 24-hour news channel interview supposed taxi driver Guy Goma in the mistaken belief it was him. Guy Kewney - a white, bearded technology expert - was [...]
15 commentsThe Hair Down There
I have recently made a mistake in my life, and I offer my story to you, that you may learn from my error. It all started, as many things do, with me having trouble shitting. No, I was not constipated; this was not a regularity problem but a matter of technique. It seems my ass-hair [...]
31 commentsThe Box under Bill Clinton’s bed.
When Bill and Hillary first got married Bill said, "I am putting a box under the bed. You must promise never to look in it." In all their 30 years of marriage, Hillary never looked. On the afternoon of their 30th anniversary, curiosity got the best of her and she lifted the lid and peeked [...]
10 commentsNew 18 Seat Honda MPV Released Today
No I'm not stealing Pauls job. Here's the new Honda MPV, I think it looks pretty comfortable with good aircon, but perhaps a little underpowered. I don't think acceleration would be great. Cool eh?
16 commentsCultural Differences Explained
This is for all you Asians who say we all look the same Aussies: Dislike being mistaken for Pommies (Brits) when abroad. Canadians: Are rather indignant about being mistaken for Americans when abroad. Yanks: Encourage being mistaken for Canadians when abroad. Brits: Can't possibly be mistaken for anyone else when abroad. Aussies: Believe you should [...]
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