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A hard-living superhero who has fallen out of favor with the public enters into a questionable relationship with the wife of the public relations professional who's trying to repair his image.

This is a movie I was looking forward to for some time as Will Smith is really growing as an actor, apart from that this is a novel movie concept - it's not a Marvel superhero! It's not from a comic book and the main character is somewhat dysfunctional. Thanks to Nuffnang for the screening!

You can say his last two movies weren't exactly amazing too, they were all about Will Smith, something like Will Smith showcases (I Am Legend and The Pursuit of Happyness).

Will Smith played his character very well, the drunkard, bumbling, overpowered Hancock (Without being too Willsmithish). The character was a breath of fresh air, the dialogue was good (apart from the stupid censorship - they let 'Fuck' through but censored 'Asshole' about 100 times?).

Come-on Asshole isn't even that bad a word is it?

ASSHOLE ASSHOLE ASSHOLE ASSHOLE ASSHOLE!

Say it one more time...and I'll...haha. Watch the movie and you'll know. The rest of the characters were decent enough and Charlize Theron was excellent as usual...and SUPER hawt.

There are some interesting twists and turns in the movie and it's filmed beautifully, it has a very realistic feel without too much fancy CGI. It's more about the characters and their relationships than anything else.

It's not a typical superhero showcase as Hancock would say....they are all GAY.

One of the best lines in the movie is..

"Well you should sue McDonalds because they fucked you up!"

Anyway if it wasn't for the horrible censorship I'd probably give it an enjoyable 7/10, but with the mashed up dialogue....I'd have to give it a worth watching 6/10.

Yeah don't do it, it's teh wrong and bad.

Please don't drink and drive....you might spill your beer - that's a REAL crime.

The morning after the night before...I woke up thinking I was about to die, my breath was toxic enough to melt plastic appliances and my blood felt like it was 90% alchohol of some sort..

It was early...my mouth was dry, my stomach was heaving and my head was pounding.

Not a good start to the day.

I sat on the toilet trying to take a dump at the same time, without puking in my own lap...after that I really did want to puke, but my crap was happily floating there...I had to flush 3 times before I could finally puke in peace. Thank the lord..

After some explosive technicolour yawning, I had a shower, got ready and headed out.

There aren't many photos from the morning...as well I could barely stand up. I'll try and get some from Cass soon.

We headed over the brides parental home about 10am to pick her up, there was food everywhere, I didn't want to see anything or smell anything, I just wanted to curl up under the table.

The car was cutely decorated.

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So this weeked I was one of the Heng Tai for one of my best friends, Terence, who I've known in person for about 7 years now.

It was a really joyous occasion, to be part of the gang, it's actually the first wedding of a real friend I've been to, not just another acquaintance, someone I care about.

It's a very different feeling.

We set off to Ipoh in the afternoon, encountering one big momma of a storm on the way, it was pretty scary.

(You should check out the large version here).

It really rained heavily.

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Yeah shit..

It's gone.

I SAID DONT TOUCH MY VODKA

It's passed onto a safer place, it'll be happy in my alchohol graveyard

This post was brought to in a Vodka-ish FireAngel way and a alchoholic Paul Tan way, yeah seriously...

Yeah STFU.

Yeah wtf is that about, I've been hungover every xmas day since I was about 13..

I just really couldn't bear the thought of drinking anything last night at all.

We were greeted of course with some nice xmas decor!

The disco lights were in full effect, not much dancing though..

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