.: ShaolinTiger - Kung-Fu Geekery :.

And yeah...er..

Some people are just fucking weird, beyond comprehension seriously.

Teen Who Cut Off Corpse's Head To Make Bong Sentenced

And be sure to check out my new buddy....Ceiling Cat!

http://www.ceilingcat.com/

What a man?

Someone who can outgay BryanBoy?

"I EXUBERATE FANTASTICISMS"

Yeah, seriously, check this video out:

Exuberating Fantasticisms!

He's a contestant on "So You Think You Can Dance?"

You can check out his MySpace profile here:

Ian Bernado

Representing the Jews yah...

"BeCWOS I'm the best!"

Keeping that Brookyln accent real.

Just had to share this as was actually laughing out loud whilst reading it, it tries to answer the serious theological question of how homosexual animals reproduce.

But shit, I found it hilarious.

Male big horn sheep live in what are often called "homosexual societies." They bond through genital licking and anal intercourse, which often ends in ejaculation. If a male sheep chooses to not have gay sex, it becomes a social outcast. Ironically, scientists call such straight-laced males "effeminate."

Heterophobic society?

And...

Male bonobos engage in "penis fencing," which leads, surprisingly enough, to ejaculation. They also give each other genital massages.

Penis FENCING?! ROFL

Check it out at Seed Magazine.

Seriously..

Keys? Ok..

Bicycle...hmm...? Ok..

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU 'LOSE' A PHOTOSTAT MACHINE?!?

Some people are beyond me.

"Oh dear, I think the photocopier dropped out of my pocket on the stairs?"

At any local mamak near you...

Cinapek1: GOALLLLLLLLL
Cinapek2: WOOOAHHHHHH
Cinapek1: Ah hor, wait ah, no goal no goal
Cinapek2: Wat loh no goal hor?
Cinapek1: It OUTSIDE
Cinapek2: Huh, OUTSIDE?!
Cinapek1: Yah OUTSIDE
Cinapek2: Oh hor...yah OUTSIDE
Cinapek1: Yah loh...OUTSIDE
Together: Ah OUTSIDE OUTSIDE

BTW USA vs Italy was probably the most exciting and interesting game I've seen so far. The Yanks played their hearts out. 3 red cards (2 direct!), 2 goals, 2 disallowed goals.

What a game! I'm glad I stayed up to watch it.

(Yes I have no Astro and my TV reception is abysmal so I'm reduced to watching football at a Mamak..)

So a week or so ago I read about this funny story, another conman on Ebay, but this time with a twist.

The conman got screwed.

The buyer recovered the hard drive from the malfunctioning notebook, finding it full of personal details, allegedly including access to email accounts, 90 voyeuristic leg shots taken on the London Underground and gay porn. He posted the material on a website, naming and shaming Barnet 19-year-old Amir Tofangsazan as the seller.

Basically this Amir guy put up for auction is a refurbished HP laptop with a 2.8 GHz P4 with two gigs of ram, a 15" screen and a DVD+/-RW. Ironically enough, the HD capacity is not listed.

Of note here is the fact that the auction was sniped 20 seconds before ending for GBP$350 (roughly US$660), quite a deal on the laptop that was listed.

After that the buyer received the laptop, well he received A laptop, not particularly the one he bought..

Rather than having 2Gb of RAM, it only had 512Mb. It also didnt have a DVD-RW as described. Perhaps most importantly of all, the laptop didn't actually work

After that the buyer was pissed obviously, and the guy wouldn't give him a refund, so he extracted the HDD (which still worked) and pulled the data off it..

He posted what he found on blogspot here..

Suffice to say, hundreds of pictures of ladies legs taken on the underground, half naked pictures of himself and a bunch of weird fetish stuff plus his CV and a some other personal stuff.

New pics here.

More of the latest stuff and a load of photoshops here.

Lesson? Don't fuck around on Ebay, and always wipe your HDD PROPERLY before selling it or anything containing a HDD.

Read more:

Slashdot
The Register
The Broken Laptop I Sold on Ebay
Amir Massoud Tofangsazan: The blog continues
Daily Mail - UK

The premise is to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and then supply a new definition. Following, for your enjoyment, are the best of this year's new words. Remember, these are so new it will probably be 10 years before you can find one of them in the dictionary. Enjoy!

1. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.

2. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

3. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating.

4. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.

5. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.

6. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

7. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.

8. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

9. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.

10. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)

11. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.

12. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.

13. Glibido: All talk and no action.

14. Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

15. Arachnoleptic Fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.

16. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

17. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you're eating.

And the pick of the pack:

18. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.

Fo.rtuito.us is something like an online penpals kind of site.

The site is very simple, you sign up and are given a friend chosen randomly. Next, you have 4 days to get to know this person before you are asked to make a decision whether to keep them as your friend. Once you have made that choice, you are given another friend, chosen at random and the process starts all over.

What sets us apart is we don't think a picture of a persons face, or a simple profile can tell the story of them. We do things a little backwards, you get to know a person and then decide if you want to be their friend.

I got sai_baba..

I'm actually scared.

Best afro evar?

I sent a message respecting his crazy mad hairstyle, I wonder if he'll respond.

Come on, join Fo.rtuito.us now and you too can get new friends like sai_baba..

Enjoy!

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This is a really really funny story, I guess some of you may have read about it already.

A computer expert has described his astonishment at seeing the BBC's 24-hour news channel interview supposed taxi driver Guy Goma in the mistaken belief it was him.

Guy Kewney - a white, bearded technology expert - was astonished to see himself appear on screen as a black man with an apparent French accent. He was even more shocked to see himself unable to answer basic questions about the legal battle between the Beatles' Apple Corps and Apple Computer over the use of an apple symbol.

Basically it went down like this..

1) Taxi drivers goes to BBC Studio to pick up some expert on technology (Guy Kewney)
2) Taxi driver waits in Lobby
3) Someone calls out Guy Kewney's name, to go into the studio
4) Taxi driver responds with "Hello"
5) BBC staff take Taxi driver into the studio and start interviewing him about digital music live on TV
6) Guy Kewney sits in the lobby watching 'himself' on TV live, wondering when he became Black and developed a French accent.

See the video here:

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/video/cabbie.wmv

His face at the start when she introduces him is PRICELESS, note his answers for the questions are all pretty much the same.

Source: Guardian & Mail on Sunday