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	<title>Comments on: Life&#8217;s Little Jokes</title>
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	<description>Inane Ramblings of a Photographer/Hacker/Brit in Malaysia Eating, Drinking and Partying!</description>
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		<title>By: a shutterasia fan</title>
		<link>http://www.shaolintiger.com/2007/11/09/lifes-little-jokes/#comment-122776</link>
		<dc:creator>a shutterasia fan</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Aug 2008 04:27:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>hahaha... those are Malaysia jokers....

him  : &quot;You.. how long&quot;...
Tiger: &quot;Errr... well... depending mood of desire...&quot;

hahahaha....</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>hahaha&#8230; those are Malaysia jokers&#8230;.</p>
<p>him  : &#8220;You.. how long&#8221;&#8230;<br />
Tiger: &#8220;Errr&#8230; well&#8230; depending mood of desire&#8230;&#8221;</p>
<p>hahahaha&#8230;.</p>
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		<title>By: Suet</title>
		<link>http://www.shaolintiger.com/2007/11/09/lifes-little-jokes/#comment-89648</link>
		<dc:creator>Suet</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Nov 2007 03:57:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Grr! MRR2! Hunting grounds for bloody corrupted traffic police! Seriously if they needed more income, why pick this meagre-paying job anyway? They&#039;re free to choose their own occupation so there&#039;s no excuse for this corrupt behaviour.

Once, my dad was stopped for passing a yellow light. Me and mom were in the car. He was stopped by THREE policemen coming to harrass him and threatening him with a summon. They asked him THRICE if he can afford the summon. At last, jaded Dad got out his wallet and paid them each RM10! Can you effing believe it. I was so mad at both him and the bleedin&#039; cops, if they can call themselves that. I mean, one shouldn&#039;t accept bribes at all but to accept an RM10 bribe?! That&#039;s plain unbelievable.

Get a part time job or something. Yesh.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Grr! MRR2! Hunting grounds for bloody corrupted traffic police! Seriously if they needed more income, why pick this meagre-paying job anyway? They&#8217;re free to choose their own occupation so there&#8217;s no excuse for this corrupt behaviour.</p>
<p>Once, my dad was stopped for passing a yellow light. Me and mom were in the car. He was stopped by THREE policemen coming to harrass him and threatening him with a summon. They asked him THRICE if he can afford the summon. At last, jaded Dad got out his wallet and paid them each RM10! Can you effing believe it. I was so mad at both him and the bleedin&#8217; cops, if they can call themselves that. I mean, one shouldn&#8217;t accept bribes at all but to accept an RM10 bribe?! That&#8217;s plain unbelievable.</p>
<p>Get a part time job or something. Yesh.</p>
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		<title>By: lex</title>
		<link>http://www.shaolintiger.com/2007/11/09/lifes-little-jokes/#comment-89486</link>
		<dc:creator>lex</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Nov 2007 02:07:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>pulisman: you how long?

ROFL</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>pulisman: you how long?</p>
<p>ROFL</p>
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		<title>By: Mama BoK</title>
		<link>http://www.shaolintiger.com/2007/11/09/lifes-little-jokes/#comment-88649</link>
		<dc:creator>Mama BoK</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Nov 2007 21:44:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Wow..!! yer cool..!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wow..!! yer cool..!</p>
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		<title>By: tomatoinc</title>
		<link>http://www.shaolintiger.com/2007/11/09/lifes-little-jokes/#comment-88620</link>
		<dc:creator>tomatoinc</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Nov 2007 15:57:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>i had a similar experience at MRR2, at the end of the flyover bridge, passing tmn connaught exit. 

police...

Tidak Rasuah (no bribe)...yeah right...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i had a similar experience at MRR2, at the end of the flyover bridge, passing tmn connaught exit. </p>
<p>police&#8230;</p>
<p>Tidak Rasuah (no bribe)&#8230;yeah right&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: julian</title>
		<link>http://www.shaolintiger.com/2007/11/09/lifes-little-jokes/#comment-88493</link>
		<dc:creator>julian</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Nov 2007 10:23:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Thanks, an interesting story; and good for you:) My guess is they couldn&#039;t book you for speeding because they had no proof of you speeding, because they had no speed trap. Which is why they didn&#039;t want to give you a &#039;saman&#039; - it would have meant they had to justify they were there. They were probably not meant to be on duty at all and doing some &#039;extra time&#039;.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Thanks, an interesting story; and good for you:) My guess is they couldn&#8217;t book you for speeding because they had no proof of you speeding, because they had no speed trap. Which is why they didn&#8217;t want to give you a &#8216;saman&#8217; &#8211; it would have meant they had to justify they were there. They were probably not meant to be on duty at all and doing some &#8216;extra time&#8217;.</p>
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		<title>By: ben</title>
		<link>http://www.shaolintiger.com/2007/11/09/lifes-little-jokes/#comment-88333</link>
		<dc:creator>ben</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Nov 2007 15:18:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>All these years I have been dutifully accepting and paying my summonses...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>All these years I have been dutifully accepting and paying my summonses&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: davidlian</title>
		<link>http://www.shaolintiger.com/2007/11/09/lifes-little-jokes/#comment-88296</link>
		<dc:creator>davidlian</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Nov 2007 06:43:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;ve had my fair share of such incidences as well. Unfortunately, because of my coloured face, they think I&#039;d be more open for a bribe. It usually takes about 10 minutes of to-and-froing before they let me off with a &#039;last warning&#039;.

The story that takes the cake is my brother&#039;s - he refused to pay and finally, out of exasperation, they asked him &quot;you Christian?&quot;  He said, &quot;Ya&quot;. End of story.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ve had my fair share of such incidences as well. Unfortunately, because of my coloured face, they think I&#8217;d be more open for a bribe. It usually takes about 10 minutes of to-and-froing before they let me off with a &#8216;last warning&#8217;.</p>
<p>The story that takes the cake is my brother&#8217;s &#8211; he refused to pay and finally, out of exasperation, they asked him &#8220;you Christian?&#8221;  He said, &#8220;Ya&#8221;. End of story.</p>
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		<title>By: Darren</title>
		<link>http://www.shaolintiger.com/2007/11/09/lifes-little-jokes/#comment-88289</link>
		<dc:creator>Darren</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Nov 2007 04:26:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>It happen to me too, when i was driving my friend&#039;s car. They asked for my licence and ask me where i stay bla bla. But they did not summon me though.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It happen to me too, when i was driving my friend&#8217;s car. They asked for my licence and ask me where i stay bla bla. But they did not summon me though.</p>
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		<title>By: David the squid</title>
		<link>http://www.shaolintiger.com/2007/11/09/lifes-little-jokes/#comment-88242</link>
		<dc:creator>David the squid</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Nov 2007 17:52:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>admire your integrity. I&#039;ve made a stand not to bribe too</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>admire your integrity. I&#8217;ve made a stand not to bribe too</p>
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