Stupid People that E-mail Me
I get ridiculous e-mails all the time, quite often asking me to do things - hello are blogs the new free media? I don't think so, you want space here baby - you better pay! Unless you are a charitable cause like saving the rhinos then you just have to ask.
Anyway that's beside the point, I've had some ridiculously stupid e-mails later...more than normal. I've deleted most of them as they give me a headache trying to decipher them..but here are a couple - let me know if you can work out the meaning.
From NewYorky
helo shaolin tiger..i just found your blog through yahooo searching. I would
like to reply post in your colume. How to reply post in your colume, can u
please direct me the correct way. Thanks alot.
NewYorky
Malaysian-In Indonesia now
From Derry
To it may concern,
im a degree student and looking for a reseach to do for my my dessertation
or final project since im very much interested in yout company,mabye i
could assist you in doing a reseach.can i no more about ur company or
events u have made recently.i would very much apriciated.thanx.pls reply to
the above mail.
What drugs are these people taking?
And more importantly, where can I get some?!
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Hahaha, interesting mails.I've been receiving my share of wierd ones from my football blog, people asking me to find a footy academy for them..
If you find the drug...pass it over.
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Moral of the story kids; drugs are baaaaaad!
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Wow lol, talk about being stoned. First one makes more sense though. Seems to be that the person wants to make comments on your posts but just cant figure out how?.... [FILL IN THE FORM OMGZ?]
Okay, nevermind that, the second one on the other hand got me baffled. Just goes to show how many crazies/weirdos there are in the world.
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I believe you are receiving PPC and UCE...
Here's two that I got...
From Ned Hughes:
"I'd never heard of Pulau Besar before, but then there are so many amazing places in the world that few people have ever heard of. I'm not sure that it's possible to see it all."
From knicksgrl0917:
"hey! i'm going to cali this weekend and won't be back until september...here is the website i was talking about where i made extra summer cash. Later! the website is here"
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i sure hope that degree student isn't really in university. what kind of degree students are we churning out? dessertation? apriciate da txt spk. word.
hee!
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Moses Francis: Weird eh, definitely....if I find what the drug is I shall thoroughly test it first!
moonss: Yeah I pretty much got that from the first one, but what the hell about the second?
easyriderlovescs: I know what UCE is dude, and these aint it. Also these are sent via my contact form, which means there are humans behind it.
shin: I'm glad it scares you too.
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me too, please let me know where to get it
btw, where did u get the " please give me sum of 2 and 7, etc"? cool
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Jason CW TAN: You can get the plugin here: Did You Pass Math
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From NewYorky
I would
like to reply post in your "colume". How to reply post in your "colume", can u
"p"lease direct me the correct way.
From Derry
To xxx it may concern,
"im" a degree student and looking for a reseach to do for my my "dessertation"
or final project since im very much interested in "yout" company,mabye i
could assist you in doing a "reseach".can i "no" more about ur company or
events u have made recently.i would very much "apriciated".thanx.pls reply to
the above mail.
I am not feeling sleepy anymore. Let me give you a peck on your head. I have had a good laugh.