FUCK
Sunday is a sacred day for me, for eating pizza and watching movies. Plus the odd other activity like playing PS2 (I'm at the final race on NFS:Carbon finally) and processing some pictures (didn't manage to do any today - slept too much).
But I had to go out this Sunday to Laundry to meet Tim for some football match as apparently Maxis has secured the sponsorship rights for EPL for 3 years, so they were having a little get together.
The sponsorship will start with the Community Shield match between Manchester United and Chelsea to be aired live over ESPN at 9.55pm on Sunday.
That was the game we were there to watch, not that I give a shit as you know I don't really follow football.
Anyway, to get back to the point, imagine my surprise when I went out to my car to go to Laundry bar...to find this:

No your eyes are not deceiving you, that is indeed my car with FUCK painted on the back.
I wonder who I offended? If I did offend anyone as it's not a very clear message FUCK? FUCK WHAT?
FUCK you
FUCK me
FUCK the World
Want to FUCK?
Let's FUCK
FUCK the rainforest
FUCK I love sausages
FUCK the government
FUCK Proton
Or perhaps most likely
FUCK you, you drive like an asshole
Perhaps so...thankfully it's some kind of water based paint so it just wipes off without any effort.

But still I find it very odd, at least it's not as bad as last time when my car was vandalised, or when the window was ripped out and my camera stolen.
Things like this are just plain weird, anyone else experienced anything like this - or ever heard of anything like this?
I've seen or heard plenty of stories about disgruntled wives and girlfriends chucking paint on cars, or in the interior.
But for a random stranger to paint fuck in water based paint on the back of a car in such small and neat letters? So weird.
Do you think it was the Nismo owner from the below post?!
Tags: Car, fuck, fuck-me, fuck-paint, fuck-the-rainforest, fuck-the-world, fuck-you, graffiti, gti, paint-my-car, paint-on-car, proton, satria, silver-carPosted in Serious Issues | -
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IMHO, i think the paint owner just wanted to try out the water based paint on ur car.
or he is trying to learn to write (could be an uneducated b*stard trying to educate himself)
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Could be your buddies playing a prank on you...hahaha
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oh boy, fuck indeed!
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LOL!!!!!!!!
that wasn't me
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looks like those paint that records your competition number in sepang.
nice handwriting. i would have keep it if its not vulgar.
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my friend once had the word scratched over his car door.. ur's ain't that bad
at least it washed off..
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I think it's shoe polish and not paint... The one used for white canvas shoes.
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man, do you have some bad luck with ur car, but atleast it's washable hey?
my friend had fuck scratched on his kelisa's hood once,
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Wasn't me..!
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frostier: Yeah perhaps learning to write, or just some kids playing around.
grom: Heh might be, but I doubt they'd go to such effort seen as though none live in my area anyway.
Boss Stewie: If it was you, you'd have written "Please fuck me master" anyway so I'd know
LMF: Yeah shame it's a rude word.
v0ices: Yah that's quite likely, would be around that size too.
slacker: Definitely not that bad! It just wiped off - no permanent damage!
jeff azraai: Hahaha, yeah and it just doesn't stop, check out my update later today.
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[...] so a few days ago someone painted fuck on my car - and it just wiped off. [...]
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sure as fucking hell it wasn't fucking me who did this fucking thing!!!
you're lucky it's just washable paint, not some paint splashing job or scratching...
come to think of it fuck looks pretty good, could be a possible fashion statement, a future car trend???!!!
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ah probably some stupid chav.
*whistles while hiding paint brush behind back*