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The Eternal Struggle

February 2nd, 2006 by ShaolinTiger at 11:30 AM UTC - 2,161 views

A man and a woman, who have never met before, but are both Married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, They were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper bunk And she in the lower.

At 1:00 a.m., the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying, “Ma’am, I’m sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach Into the closet to get me a second blanket? I’m awfully cold.”

“I have a better idea,” she replied. “Just for tonight, let’s pretend that we’re married. “

“Wow! That’s a great idea!” he exclaimed.

“Good,” she replied. “Get your own fucking blanket!”

After a moment of silence, he farted.



    

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7 Comments so far

  1. Wuching  on February 2nd, 2006 at 11:38 am
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    that’s a good one! :)

  2. foodcrazee  on February 2nd, 2006 at 12:38 pm
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    lolz

  3. Joel What  on February 2nd, 2006 at 5:01 pm
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    I love the twist to the joke at the end.

  4. Dabido (Teflon)  on February 2nd, 2006 at 5:50 pm
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    Oooo, I’ve heard the joke before, but not with that last line. It always ended at the ‘Get your own blanket’ bit. :-)

  5. lionel  on February 3rd, 2006 at 12:34 am
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    Well yeah, the “get your own ________” thing is standard in marriage humour.

  6. Tiger l'Osmose  on February 3rd, 2006 at 2:37 am
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    i like this tiger stuff

  7. وصلات  on February 3rd, 2006 at 5:12 am
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    that’s a good one!!

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