..people that talk endlessly and don’t say anything?
Because I do, they really get up my fucking nose, seriously, I could gouge their eyes out and subject them to some intimate skull penetration.
Here’s my brief guide to staying healthy in my presence:
1) DO NOT patronise me – I am not stupid, I am not close to stupid, don’t even think you are smarter than me
2) If I ask you a question, ANSWER IT, don’t skirt around the issue, talk for 15 minutes and leave me with the same question after 15 minutes of wasted time
3) If you have something to say, say it, don’t ask me leading questions about justifying my statements, because I will justify them and you’ll end up feeling even more stupid
4) Don’t assume you know more than me about something just because I keep quiet as the case is I probably do know more about it than you, I just don’t flash it around because that’s just childish and insecure
Seriously I really can’t stand it when I ask someone a question and they blah blah blah blah yeah I’m so smart omg look at me blah blah blah blah, and end up saying abso-fucking-lutely nothing vaguely useful at all.
After they stop I just say “Yeah well, that’s not what I asked, I just want to know…”
Repeat the process 5 times…..Shaolin still hasn’t gotten an answer, RAGE 506% GROWTH STOMP ATTACK MUST KILL PUNY HUMANS KAKAKAK
Yeah something like that, I just resign myself to the fact I’m not going to get an answer, and as usual I’ll have to work it out myself.
I also hate having to do things at the last minute, I mean sometimes I choose to do things at the last minute, but well that’s my choice isn’t it?
But forcing me to pick up stuff on the fly, produce presentations at the last minute..it’s bullshit quite frankly.
I’m pissed today, I’ll be pissed tommorow, I’ll probably be permanently pissed til December 31st when this bullshit is over.
Maybe I’m just a control freak, I like to be in control, I like to know everyone knows what they are doing, everyone knows what they are talking about, everyone is prepared and ready to go.
Or maybe it’s my Boy Scout instincts from back in the day..Be Prepared.
Or perhaps I’m a perfectionist, so I hate not knowing the answers to questions..
Or perhaps perhaps perhaps.
Perhaps I shouldn’t be so harsh on people, perhaps I should just tow the line, perhaps I should control my temper and superiority complex..
I’m scared people might discover my plot to take over the world…damnit that’s a secret.
And yeah, I’d love some Cheese with this Whine.
Bah, it sucks, that’s the moral of the story.