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The Famous Detective Chen Lee

September 16th, 2005 by ShaolinTiger at 5:28 AM MYT - 871 views

A man suspected his wife was seeing another man, so he hired the famous Chinese detective, Chen Lee, to watch and report any activities while he was gone.

A few days later, he received this report..

MOST HONORABLE SIR

YOU LEAVE HOUSE
I WATCH HOUSE
HE COME TO HOUSE. I WATCH.
HE AND SHE LEAVE HOUSE. I FOLLOW.
HE AND SHE GO IN HOTEL. I CLIMB TREE.
I LOOK IN WINDOW.
HE KISS SHE. SHE KISS HE.
HE STRIP SHE. SHE STRIP HE.
HE PLAY WITH SHE. SHE PLAY WITH HE.
I PLAY WITH ME. I FALL OFF TREE.
I NOT SEE.

NO FEE,
CHEN LEE.


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15 Comments so far

  1. c  on September 15th, 2005 at 10:14 pm
     

    lol

  2. Justyboy  on September 15th, 2005 at 10:51 pm
     

    I open computar
    I go sholin tiger
    I see see
    I Hahaha
    My fren ask why Haha
    i show him
    He also hahaha
    my boss come come
    i 5did 5did close computar
    all No See

  3. Jeremy C  on September 15th, 2005 at 10:55 pm
     

    *LOL*

    now how did you come out with that?

  4. Juan  on September 16th, 2005 at 12:06 am
     

    hahhahha ahahhah i love this part

    I PLAY WITH ME. I FALL OFF TREE.
    I NOT SEE.

    NO FEE,
    CHEN LEE.

  5. minishorts  on September 16th, 2005 at 12:09 am
     

    yeah that justy's rebuttal is ... 0_o

  6. seth.frostheart  on September 16th, 2005 at 12:16 am
     

    LOL.!!~ i'm reading it with a cheena bruce lee slang in mind :D

  7. FireAngel  on September 16th, 2005 at 12:54 am
     

    bwahahhahahahahaHAHAHAHA!

  8. totoro  on September 16th, 2005 at 1:48 am
     

    (erm, ST can post url here anot?)

    More at:
    http://www.anvari.org/fun/Gender/Chen_Lee.html

    http://www.asianjoke.com/chinese.htm (Chinese detective)

    http://www.haruth.com/Jokes12.htm#Suspect

  9. Wingz  on September 16th, 2005 at 2:08 am
     

    LMAO!!

  10. KY  on September 16th, 2005 at 3:32 am
     

    hehaeha. this is teh shit. LOL

  11. Ambiguous Wanderer  on September 16th, 2005 at 4:12 am
     

    Heheh!

    Happy Malaysia Day!

  12. mob1900  on September 16th, 2005 at 4:26 am
     

    You've been Tagged.
    sorry if you've been busy lately.

  13. ShaolinTiger  on September 16th, 2005 at 4:42 am
     

    I suda tagged :P

    the se7en tag

    Nvm twice now...I guess I'll actually have to do it..

  14. Edison  on September 18th, 2005 at 7:42 am
     

    HEhE.. say this joke.. then put it on my blog... like.. last week... then now see it here... HEhE... i so malu (shy)... later ppl say that i curi from ur site... so yea... jz telling u 1st... js in case got watever copyrited law of wat sort... then scared ppl maybe start saying wanna sue me... ScArY~

  15. Lowzeewee  on September 23rd, 2005 at 12:47 pm
     

    Lol wtf!

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