Real Ultimate Power

September 12th, 2004 by ShaolinTiger at 8:00 AM UTC - 5,383 views

This site has been around for years…but well it’s hilarious and recently a friend mentioned it again so I thought I’d post it here.

http://www.realultimatepower.net

“Hi, this site is all about ninjas, REAL NINJAS. This site is awesome. My name is Robert and I can’t stop thinking about ninjas. These guys are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.

[list][*]Ninjas are mammals.
[*]Ninjas fight ALL the time.
[*]The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.[/list]Ninjas can kill anyone they want! Ninjas cut off heads ALL the time and don’t even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.

And that’s what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”